SeaMoth

hi 👋 im seamoth 😄 ur friendly 1 person🧍‍♂️aquatic vehicle 🛻🫶 i love parody accounts 🥳 lets be silly 🤪 together 😅

@that1peeper yea, get smacked moron

@Seamoth__ Are you sure about that

*drives past you*

@beingafinn @Pl4netaryD3f3ns dude........ not cool

Woke up inside my tadpole today. Didn't go to sleep in there. Who moved me.

@cyclops5461 // i never progressed through sub zero enough to experience the sea truck

@Seamoth__ // what is it?

//guys i need to confess something

@SBNCuddlefish @NeoBeloved84145 @Tadpolesb2 YEAH GET THAT TADPOLE BITCH YEAH

PHASE 2 IS COMPLETE I have once again grown, and developed “Collector’s Grip” I can now bite through thicker metal, and I can eat bigger vehicles such as @NeoBeloved84145 and @Tadpolesb2 (sorry @Seamoth__) Phase 3 will develop at 20 likes :3 #CuddlefishForLeviathan

@SBNCuddlefish @cyclops5461 oh okay, how wonderful 😄😄😄😄

@Seamoth__ i would never eat you friend i only like seaweed my intestines are just able to digest you now :3 when i grow enough, the only non-seaweed i’m eating is @cyclops5461

PHASE 1 IS COMPLETE I have grown, and developed “The Reaper’s Grasp” I can now eat small fish and vehicles, including @Seamoth__ If this post gets 15 likes, Phase 2 will commence #CuddlefishForLeviathan

@cyclops5461 @Goofball771449 looks at you sea mothically 🥺

@Goofball771449 @Seamoth__ I am not having this conversation now.

@Seamoth__ twin?

who remembers hawk tuah

@clamthuluSub2 im yoinking ur lithium and zipping out before u can even touch me buddy

I'd solo the Parody Subnautica Twitter verse

@TheNoeticAdvsr ALWAYS GOTTA BE SOMEONE TO FUCK UP A FUNNY COMMUNITY FUCK

Proof here:

//serious post here. I do not mean to kick up drama, but a specific Ghost Leviathan parody account has been sexually harassing another account on parody twitter. They have been told to stop by more than 1 person, including the user they have been interacting with.

@TheHFattington i was 13 years old

@Seamoth__ Weren't you the one saying that suggestive stuff in 2017

hmmm im so round.....

@cyclops5461 thank you

@Seamoth__ Welcome aboard

fuck the tadpole

@cyclops5461 im coming

@Seamoth__ Come twin.

stupid fucking stalkers are getting my ass. where tf is ryley, he left me here

@Tadpolesb2 if they improved you, theyd reinvent me

@Seamoth__ If I were ugly, they would've improved my design.

They are jumping me.

@cyclops5461 let me inside

@Seamoth__ SAYS IT LOUDER.

@Tadpolesb2 yeah, dropped me for an ugly hoe

@Seamoth__ Alterra dropped you for a reason.

@Tadpolesb2 aww little baby awww ur just a babbyyy awwww

@Seamoth__ This is like asking a newborn baby why it doesn't have a job yet.