Thad “King of BMS” Castle

Lost in the championship of intramural hoops tonight. It was a hell of a run. #CancunOn3

Surely I’m not the only one that thought that was Epstein in the nerds gummy cluster commercial #SuperBowl

Bruh I did not do ts #loyal #goathouse #bosnia

Nooo!!! You can’t rewatch all of season 1 Blue Mountain State in one night!! You have a final at 8am tomorrow!!! They all say in unison. #BusinessMajor

@_StonersRUs_ @wizkhalifa aye bruh call me

Wiz Khalifa apparently smokes 30 joints a day 😳 Could you out smoke him?

@xxGregTheLegxx Get in a good ole hangover jerk n’ nap. You’ll wake up feeling like a new man

Never drinking again. I’ve had a blue Powerade, a body armor, water, two bites of a Jimmy John’s sandwich. Threw up at 4pm and 8pm, heads still pounding. Would appreciate a suggestion on how to get rid of this

@TedGrizzlyDavis Bro wtf?!? 1 BIG TEN burner school?

Universities with the best burners 1. Auburn T-2. Virginia Tech T-2. South Carolina 4. Ole Miss 5. Michigan State 6. Pitt 7. Tennessee 8. NC State 9. LSU 10. Florida

Dear God, Please give a son. At this point I don’t care if he is gay or straight. Anything is better than raising my little girl for 18 years, sending her off to college, and seeing her get railed on my Twitter feed.

@GarbageHuman24 WTFFF!!!! No dogs?!?

@HoodieBrunson Now let’s see who the middle-east is rooting for #IRAN

Map of who America is rooting for tonight in Game 7:

These mfs can’t hit a shot 💔💔

When I get pissed off I tend to forget I have a burner account I can get on. Not tonight though, tonight I remembered

Holmgrem*

Fuck you Chet hologram!

The pacers sacrificed my parlay to win that game

@GabeUtsexx @KristyEsq @BarstoolGruden @BarstoolBigCat @RobGronkowski @ScottHanson @PatMcAfeeShow @ochocinco @JayHasTweets How in gods green earth was uncle Rico a top 5 pick? #shrink

@KristyEsq @BarstoolGruden @BarstoolBigCat @RobGronkowski @ScottHanson @PatMcAfeeShow @ochocinco @JayHasTweets @SeanDiddeCombs these guys seem like a bunch of fucking morons to let anyone named “thad castle” fall that much in the draft

Fellas did a “football guys you want to hang with” draft… who won?

Freshman year high school football workouts have been kicking my ah😔😔

Been mad inactive lately. I have nothing to say besides sorry

@BrickBruceBun Let em know Brucey #LANK

Yes I’m a grown man. Yes I’m drinking a dirty shirley. No I did not vote blue. Any other fuckass remarks? #LANK