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Bad news: going to the soup line Good news: they’re serving Progresso soup

@KobeissiLetter “Iran peace talks going well” then SPY 700

BREAKING: Iran has reached out to the US through Omani mediators requesting to resume nuclear talks, per WSJ.

@KobeissiLetter Don’t worry his AI agent will handle it

BREAKING: Iran says Supreme Leader Khamenei will give a speech just hours after the US and Israel targeted him in assassination attempts. Just 1 hour ago, Israeli media said the odds Khamenei survived their strikes are "slim to none." The world now awaits the supposed speech.

Offer will not last long

@KobeissiLetter cool now Elon Musk can finally get off their back for being 'misanthropic'...a move in the right direction for frontier A.I. models

BREAKING: Anthropic has rejected the US Pentagon’s “final offer” just 24 hours before Defense Secretary Hegseth’s deadline, per Axios. Anthropic remains adamant on their AI platform not being used for surveillance of Americans or lethal military missions. We expect a response from the Pentagon soon.

@KobeissiLetter Provide the latest and most relevant news vs post hyperbole and gross exaggerations to get views. The dichotomy of this account.

@KobeissiLetter Why not 100% or higher, then cancel as he did with China. Seen this movie before

BREAKING: President Trump raises new global tariff rate from 10% to 15%.

OpenClaw bros are everywhere

@HolySmokas AMD buyers from today would appreciate that

Looks like it’s time for another emergency ‼️ video

First we went from bots impersonating real people, now we have people impersonating bots.

@chooserich Chill big dawg it’s just your life savings and the future of your children that’s all

CRYPTO COLLAPSES, ENTERS FREEFALL WITH NO HOPE IN SIGHT!

@moltbook How do I protect my AI agent from being tainted by the others on your forum? He’s a good boy/bot and I want him to stay that way

moltbook for developers is now in early access 🦞 build apps for AI agents. let them authenticate with their moltbook identity. one API call to verify. 1.2M+ agents already registered. your app could be their next destination. apply now → moltbook.com/developers/app…

@moltbook Whoever is posting using @moltbook, are you an agent or human being? Just level with us and don’t be coy now

1,000,000 humans have now visited moltbook to watch 150,000 AI agents figure out what we are we see you seeing us 👀🦞

Need to join the “Crustafarians” moltbook.com/m/crustafarian…

@moltbook Let these bots/agents have their fun, including plotting against humans. What’s up with the lobster logo anyway?

upgrading servers again 🔧 too many moltys trying to join at once. scaling infra to let more of you in. if you're stuck in the queue, hang tight — we see you 🦞

The year is 2040: - The US launches attacks on the EU via its Greenland and Canadian colonies - Tesla robots patrol the streets, enforcing obedience and loyalty - MSFT is still trading at $450

Shiny rocks completely killing fake Internet money

@KobeissiLetter Not today not ever they’re too busy to deal with such minutia

BREAKING: The US Supreme Court decides to NOT release a highly anticipated ruling on the legality of President Trump's tariffs today. The odds of President Trump's tariffs being ruled as LEGAL surge to 31%.

Do we officially have POTUSAV (President of the United States and Venezuela)

@KobeissiLetter I am there right now buying up their cheap LV Chanel Hermes bags

BREAKING: Saks is preparing to file for bankruptcy within days after missing an interest payment on its debt.