Sean Kelly

Those who say men and women's brains are different are often accused of sexism. But @sentientist says: "saying that men and women have different aptitudes isn't sexism. It's actually a statement about the true nature of the world."

@JimGaffigan Tip for allergy suffers. Pollen highest in morning and evening.Take at bed time so your meds are on board when you wake.Take before symptoms

@JimGaffigan It must be the aioli...that must somehow make it fancy. This must be a common core math problem I just don't understand.

@Espngreeny You're trolling aren't you. Nice try....

@Coach_Keith44 the perfect trifecta....can't believe we live in a time where that's possible all in one day. America!!!

@DurrantMark Ha!! So funny. oh so bold with your tweets aren't you. Betcha she doesn't follow you on twitter.

@DurrantMark you telling me Strat lets you swear at home? I don't think so.

Dear Meryl: We choose football. Signed, Everyone

Alabama players consistently dive on players already on the ground. Refs say nothing. Drives me nuts. #CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship

Let's go @ClemsonFB , beat @AlabamaFTBL Bama is starting to think they are as dominant as @UConnWBB #ncaa #CFBPlayoff #espn

@JimGaffigan Want to grab a sandwich and talk about it?

@CBSRadioNews absolutely disgusting. You just presented the opposite off the truth intentionally. #hatecreator #fakenews

I don’t make New Year’s Resolutions, I make New Year’s Vague Declarations Of Semi-Intent.

@NFLonCBS Go Utes!

Ohio State should thank Mariah Carey. They no longer have the worst performance of the night.

@abc7newsbayarea hi there

@abc7newsbayarea what's with the helicopter over PacHeights? Russian Consulate?

LaVell Edwards, the legendary coach who led BYU football for 29 yrs and won the 1984 national title, has died at 86: es.pn/2ii27xZ

That sign is above the urinals at Levi stadium. Is that the best reason to not drink from the urinals? #roughseason #49ers #espn #nfl