Sean

@ReachEd @cliwand Mate he's obsessed with toilets

@_manishbhasin damn manish you lookin like a mfin snack boy

Tony Hawk isn't even a real bird

Very odd for Ross Barkley to be in the middle of a promising move and bottle it at the last minute. Unheard of.

"WHERE IS THE CLITORIS?"

announce matic

I think my Uber driver is in trouble

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Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?

I don't know much about politics but Theresa May low key thicc 😏

If the exit polls are correct this is the new British PM

why every tory looks like breaded ham: a thesis