Sean Pyles

The rain is back and that means for the rest of the year I can only listen to the original gray weather girl anthem — "Hands" by Alaskan chanteuse Jewel

In a podcasting first, I applied for my student debt relief live on air while @AnnaHelhoski tells you all you need to know about how quickly your debt can be canceled — and how to avoid scams. open.spotify.com/episode/4aEgMt…

@JimboInAComa are you California screamin for some rain?

@SeanPyles Jelly

I know I'm living in the right part of the country when a map like this makes me giddy. Can't wait for this sky water.

Either the algorithm is broken or working exactly as it should.

looking for the best way to mute k*ny* and y* without cutting off my access to Old English Twitter

@rvonkampen Looking like a star!

This video is obviously fake but the most unbelievable part is how he broke that banana in half

@JimboInAComa i will happily take you out for 64,000,000 oysters jim <3

I’m grieving and people ask how they can help, and literally all I want is someone to take me out to dinner and order me 64 oysters.

I STILL need to find myself a good, local CPA. 😬😅

@JimboInAComa It’s called “camp”

Why are all of Ryan Murphy’s shows stupid

It's officially "These Old Bones" season 👵🦴✨

@xoSTAYgold Nina noooooo :(

If you've ever wondered about the best way to lose your money gambling, boy do I have a podcast for you! In this first-ever live episode of @NerdWallet's Smart Money Podcast, @SaraKRathner and I give our fav gambling tips & much more~* open.spotify.com/episode/5UnWg8…

@vcmcguire Sorry, Doctor's orders. :-/

This is an incredible victory for those of us in the much-maligned Neti Pot community.

@vcmcguire Might as well! I bet you can find some discount tubers at your local garden center. If they die, you're out a few bucks. But if they live, the tubers will have had months to develop root systems~ 🌼

@vcmcguire I realize winters are milder in the PNW than in PA but I never dig up my dahlia bulbs! I just cover 'em with some mulch and let them be. They've come up three years in a row now.

@boschbot @artsnore

This is the second time I've seen photos of this building tweeted out by a local journo. This is near my place in pdx, a neighborhood where I know my neighbors and folks are generally very friendly. Have you tried talking with the owner before pearl-clutching and tweeting?