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@ManUtd @1sttrinity_19 Ahh, Na Dalot you use 😭😭 I just hope we will win today's match because I can't stay this long to watch us lose or draw.

The wait is over. United are back 👊🔥

@Prezain_LJ And some people will be deceived with this rendition. I have no words because the Bible says many things will happen in the End time. We are in the End Time now....

Since I stopped talking to God, my life got much better, I stopped being disappointed. I believe in His existence, but I have stopped relying on Him to get things done. I do everything by myself and don’t look up to divination for anything. At least in these years, I don’t have to fast and pray to get things that my human capacity should handle. Man is the architect of his own fortune; God has little or no involvement in the activities of men. I have been living my life like this for years, and I have been succeeding. I live my life as though there is no God to help me, I figure everything out by myself, and I am doing just fine. I strongly believe God doesn’t get involved in our activities; He can’t help anyone. You are not that special out of billions of people in the world for Him to always focus on your prayers and supplications. As long as you keep relying on Him, you may keep being disappointed or living in the illusion of hope that He will come through, when it is obvious He will not. If you are broke, work hard. If you are sick, go to the hospital. Anything you need, you can simply work toward solving it yourself. And if your time comes, nothing can stop it. I mean, people pray to God in the morning for protection before leaving the house and still end up having an accident and losing their life at the same time. The day I realized that prayers cannot solve anything, I started figuring everything out all by myself. If I’m created in His image, I can do just fine with little or no intervention from Him.

@JoshOfJoshility @Wizarab10 😭😭😭

@Wizarab10 Elon : Armoured Personnel Carrier (APC) Nigerians : All Progressive Congress (APC) This is trauma and not life 🥺🥺🥺

Cybertruck is an what? 👀

@NgeneEmmanuel13 @Wizarab10 He cannot imagine

@Wizarab10 This man do not know what APC is doing to this country.

@O_santose @Oluchi_Utd Banter babe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Oluchi_Utd Na you make me no play this game… Are you a hate watcher, a banter babe, or a punter? Stay one place so we go know where to find you. But one thing is for sure. Remain the chief chef, because your food is always top notch 🔥

How many people play?

Tottenham is actually getting relegated this season

@legit_ijesha @OurFavOnlineDoc You are dumb

@OurFavOnlineDoc You are setting a bad precedent with you intentionally misinforming your followers. You have not shown a X page to support that the number correlates with the account.

Also in addition, If you check this phone number 08035074099 which is public information from the official CV of the INEC chairman, That phone number is used for 2FA for the X account, that phone number is tied to an OPay with his name, And guess what? Even on TrueCaller, go and check the name with that same phone number 😂 Again, Nigerians you have all the evidence.

@YesItsBash Horny tweets too much on the TL

All these girls trying to use “twitter porn” and horny tweets to farm impressions from America twitter 😭 Everywhere “I gave a nigga all my holes yada yada” Years from now you’ll explain

@UTDKara I agree with you Kara. I remember when City signed Pep, someone said "For the next 10 years, everything will be about Man City". Now we are seeing it with our eyes.

Am I the only one who still thinks that 80% of what we’re going through at Manchester United now is because of Sir Alex Ferguson? If only he had given the job to Pep Guardiola instead of David Moyes, I’m 99% sure we would have won 7 more league titles.

@symplyDAPO @bigtee_na I was thinking if I can take some lessons from Dapsy then

@bigtee_na Fatherhood and work😭

Before I lost my old account, I remember when this acount edits for a living, dapsy is the first person with good editing skills back then, I don't know why he stopped. @symplyDAPO

@inezalbright2 Will Smith deserves everything he's getting

Jada Pinkett Smith has to be the worst woman ever born.

@Seskinho9 Eradication of player power is really a breakthrough for us. Player power is what is dismantling Real Madrid bit by bit now.

Despite things not working out for Amorim At United you can Deny the things he did Sold Garnacho Sold Antony Sold Rashford Sold Sancho Sold Hojlund Sold Onana Bought Cunha Bought Mbeumo Bought Sesko Unlocked Amad Called out Wilcox Called out the board Eradicated player power SET THE STANDARD He actually rebuilt the club HIMSELF 🇵🇹

@symplyDAPO Only one Dapsy ❤️

I will always be grateful for this app, from Twitter to X. I made friends who turned my life around. I made my first million on this app. I got my first sponsorship deal on this app. I’ve had so many gigs that I never could have imagined getting. This is me saying thank you to all my followers, because without them, I wouldn’t be who I am. You guys are simply the best.

@eddyunlimited @inecnigeria You are a bigger fool

@inecnigeria You must be a fool to believe that INEC chairman, who is a professor and SAN will be tweeting in that manner.. that account is clearly a parody account

INDEPENDENT NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSION PRESS STATEMENT INEC CHAIRMAN HAS NO ACCOUNT ON X, DISREGARD PARTISAN FABRICATIONS The attention of the Office of the Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), has been drawn to a malicious and coordinated campaign of calumny circulating on social media. The false claim alleges that the INEC Chairman, Prof. Joash Amupitan, SAN, has, in the past, endorsed a partisan post on the platform X (formerly Twitter). The Commission wishes to state categorically that this allegation is entirely baseless, a total fabrication, and a figment of the imagination of its purveyors. For the avoidance of doubt, the INEC Chairman does not own or operate any personal account on X. He has at no time engaged in partisan commentary, nor has he ever associated himself with any political leaning or activity in his private or public capacity. This contrived X post is a desperate attempt to impugn the integrity and neutrality of the Chairman at a critical period when the Commission is focused on significant electoral reforms and preparations for upcoming polls. It is a needless distraction designed to stir public distrust in the electoral umpire. Beyond this partisan mischief, the Commission is aware that cybercriminals have been on the prowl, utilising fake social media accounts in the Chairman’s name to defraud unsuspecting Nigerians. We wish to place it on record that several of such fraudulent accounts had been identified and reported to security agencies in the past. This latest fabrication is merely a continuation of a criminal pattern aimed at exploiting the Commission’s profile for illicit gains. The Commission will not fold its arms while the character of its leadership is being assassinated by digital imposters and mischief-makers. We wish to notify the public that we are working in close collaboration with relevant security agencies and cyber-intelligence units to track and identify the individuals or groups behind this identity theft and misinformation. Let it be clearly understood that the Commission will ensure that these imposters face the full wrath of the law. Identity theft and the dissemination of deepfake or forged social media interactions are criminal offenses under the Cybercrimes Act. Those responsible for this mischief will be tracked and prosecuted to serve as a deterrent to others who believe the digital space is a safe haven for criminality. The general public is hereby urged to disregard this falsehood in its entirety. We will continue to disseminate official information regarding the Commission and the Chairman’s activities only through our verified institutional channels and formal press statements. The Commission remains undeterred and fully committed to its mandate of delivering free, fair, and credible elections for all Nigerians. E-Signed: Adedayo Oketola Chief Press Secretary/Media Adviser to the INEC Chairman Abuja, Nigeria. 10th April, 2026

@munaa_szn Utd Muna ❤️

Engage me and I will engage back deal?

@FabrizioRomano Bro, the world will be happy if you lose tomorrow.

🚨 Liam Rosenior: “Of course, we can beat Man City”.

Will Arsenal bottle the league?

@crazeclown Na hustle o

Just saw my secondary school classmate in a porn video 🤯🤯

@Tessy22091299 They delivered, on G

Bournemouth help me cook them well 😂😂

@__DeeeCR7 Omo, this your friend plenty everywhere oo

Y'all meet my beautiful friend ❤️