𝕊𝕖𝕓 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕚 #32

🚨🇪🇸 Meanwhile in Spain Muslim Man burns down Spanish Bar whilst people eat & drink inside. This is what the Liberal Left refer to as ‘Cultural Enrichment’.

This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage. He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment. The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer: - it's about these thieves in my garage. Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them. After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught. Police officers had a chat with the gentleman Officer says - " You said you shot them! " Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car " Credit: Rudes On a roll

LETS GO

TOMORROW! 12:30pm - CELTIC PARK BELIEVE! ❤️🏆

Hollywood Hulk Hogan entrance to Voodoo Child will never get old.

Watch this building be "accidently" set on fire in a month

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

Arsenal fans in a nutshell

Yeah, we like Restore Britain now.

In 5 days the following has happened; Hearts denied stonewall penalty v Motherwell Celtic scored an offside goal v Rangers Celtic stonewall red card v rangers not reviewed by VAR Motherwell denied stonewall penalty v Celtic Celtic given dodgy pen v Motherwell Beyond a joke

🗣️ “I’m in total shock. I’d thought I’d seen it all this year, but apparently I haven’t.” Motherwell boss Jens Berthel Askou on Celtic’s late penalty call, while also talking about the race to secure fourth ⤵️

Make Movies Great Again!

Michael Stewart insinuating exactly what we all know it is… CORRUPTION👏

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

This X user couldn't be any more right 💪

7 pens all season, 4 from Beaton, 3 of which have been given in injury time.

Two engineers fixing the cash machine.🤬🤬

Anything to help Celtic get over the line 👍

😳 "A scandalously bad decision!" ❤️ "Hearts deserve to win the league and I hope they win it at Celtic Park!" Simon Jordan is staggered by how poor the decision was to award a penalty to #CelticFC! 🤯

The Epstein files are so bad that they gave us a war in the Middle East, $5 gas, hantavirus outbreak, and aliens just to keep us distracted from it Let that sink in.