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@omgsidewalks Bettlejuice

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond

@Dan16676935420 What about after 35? Asking for myself

Still playing video games after your 25 is a red flag 🚩

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you?

@MurrayWatt Here for the ratio , Murray the muppet

Happy birthday Pauline. While you’re partying with another billionaire buddy, the rest of us showed up to Parliament to work for Australians.

@DrewPavlou Math is not mathing

Brother of ISIS bride says that his sister is an Australian citizen and if Australians don’t like that they should leave the country.

@1Nicdar Na look again he’s def in there

That escalated quickly. 😆

@DariusFinkel Ride it like the last leg of a mutli

Fucked a random girl from the bar raw on the beach after knowing her for 20 mins last weekend, do I go to the doctor to get checked out or let it ride? #LANK

@muheediva01 18 years of mobile life

@muheediva01 I’ve had the same mobile number my whole life 😟

WHO CAN HONESTLY SAY THEY’VE HAD THE SAME PHONE NUMBER FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS❓

@femalebodybuil6 I’m not A.I

As a man, what's your excuse for not having a body like this? 🤔😆.

@iaaiert Possibly too much

Men, be brutaly honest. Is this enough?

@JEChalmers Your smoke and mirrors ain’t working jimmy

Labor is cutting income taxes for workers five times in three different ways. It beggars belief that in the first term the Coalition voted against tax cuts and to block housing for Australians. Now they are showing all the signs of repeating the exact same two mistakes.

@KarenBassLA @SamuelLJackson Mace windu would never

Honored to have the endorsement of my dear friend, @SamuelLJackson Sam has always shown up for the people and causes he believes in - and I am grateful he is showing up for Los Angeles. We’re aligned on the change I’m working to bring to L.A. That means getting more people off the streets into housing and connected with comprehensive services. It means more affordable housing units being built. And it means continuing to lower crime down to historic lows.

Which ?🫩

@Steezehuman I realise that now

If 80-90% of your networth is in crypto, you’re simply a retard

@DiscussingFilm @Cade_Onder Da fuq is this

Combat gameplay from the new James Bond game ‘007: FIRST LIGHT’. (🎥: @Cade_Onder)

@ThrillaRilla369 Danza karudo

The planet has 5 minutes left. You're in charge of the final classic song played worldwide. What do you pick? 🎵 🎤

@Tekeee Buy more

You’re offered 10M to do a line of coke, wyd??

@cra46159 They come to Australia to live and work and 34 degrees is a normal day in summer