Sebastian Govender

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my Facebook status to freak people out...

#2011was a quick yet prosperous year

#ThreeImportantWords spit or swallow

#ThreeImportantWords. Don't come inside

Wealth should serve humanity, not vice versa.

In 1911: Things were used. People were loved. In 2011: People are used. Things are loved.

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you get a boner while wearing formal pants

@ddlovato. Just watched a episode of so random without you in it, just not the same...why weren't you there

@KimKardeshian GO GO DOLLS

#6wordstories "what's taking so long to come"

Bin Laden ✔ Saddam Hussein ✔ Gadaffi ✔ Voldemort ✔ Justin Bieber ☐

@MoreCowbell72 LMAO....that's classic

@NavaMauri no man should act like he is higher than god himself...just another example...

Everyone wants what they can't have. But if you begin to love what you have, you won't need anything else.

#ThingsWeAllHate The bitches who TRY and ruin your relationship

#ThingsWeAllHate When your lover doesn't put any effort into the relationship

@itsUSHAYAxo was that meant for me... Really confused now?

#ThingsWeAllHate when little girls, try to act GROWN. And Know more about ALL the wrong things. #LikeEw