Sebashtian 🏳️‍🌈

My sleep lately has been like those livestreams on youtube/tiktok where some guy is perpetually about to get bitten by that crocodile dentist game with needles for teeth It's just not happening is it

99% sure its some kind of Manosphere bullshit to mark territory or something, they're dumb like that

Men who piss in the corner of a toilet room instead of using, you know, the toilet... What are we trying to prove here? At a pub on a Friday night it'd still be nasty but marginally more understandable. But in a sport club???

@JenEricLive HAPPY BORTHDEY ERIC!

I wanna wish Eric a Happy Birthday today! Help me spam him with all the birthday wishes lol! - Jen 💙

Banger workout, then news of marl requirements heavily reduced for MN decor? Pumping my numbers x paying less crossover

Marl prices have been (greatly in some cases) reduced and made more consistent. Small stuff you might want a lot of is 150, medium stuff is 250, and the biggest things (even the mighty ebon banner) are down to 500.

@kurlancheek I hug you ❤️

@JenEricLive HAPPY BIRFDAY JEN!!

It's my amazing wife Jen's Birthday!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!

"This is what I make when I don't feel like cooking" *Proceeds to make the most intricate homemade dinner I've seen since Masterchef first aired*

Ah, yes... Strangers. 🥲

Dear rogues: I get it. You can vanish. You don't need to stalk me and tap the enemy once I get 'em below 20% for a whole questline before waiting for me to do the same thing every single pack. xoxo - not your personal slave

We ballin'

Few things I haven't shared in the past month: - I stopped drinking - I started eating healthy - I'm softlaunching my beefcake era It'll take some time, but this is me just a couple minutes ago after my 4th gym day! What you don't see is my BELLEH

MY LIFE FOR LUMA MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY

Fairbreeze initial questline is just... Fun. Of course the locals are having trouble, it doesn't all need to be massive armies.

I'll will comment on some of the things I find interesting as I go through -every- quest in Midnight in this thread! #Midnight #Spoilers

@ConcernedApe I can change him...

These two can be married in 1.7

He didn't manage to make the corner this time. Oopsie-doodle

Nothing shatters a good night's rest quite like a police chase coming to a conclusion right in front of your home 🙏 Some kid had been challenging the police and slipped into an alleyway in the past week already, they finally got him. Had been causing trouble for weeks.