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iamsebastian_official

@Sebastianbwire

There's a fine line between being sassy & being bitch ...& I cross it everyday 😂😂🐥 I WILL UNFOLLOW ALL UNFOLLOWERS TODAY! !!😲😲

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Temmuz 2011
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Nicholas Kiprono Korir
Nicholas Kiprono Korir@Nichola31765858·
@moneyacademyKE But market prices will still be going up, we do not produce it. How long will we be removing tax and subsiding? I think we just learn to live with it
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Moe@moneyacademyKE·
Ndindi Nyoro says fuel prices could drop by Sh26 for petrol and Sh53 for diesel if proposed tax and levy changes are adopted. He proposes: — VAT on fuel reduced to zero — Sh4 per litre cut in importer and distributor margins — Sh5 billion diesel subsidy — Removal of Sh7 Road Maintenance Levy increment
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The Alpha Path
The Alpha Path@TheAlphaPathh·
10 Ways to Destroy Girl's Egos INSTANTLY - Female Psychology Thread -
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Muriaso
Muriaso@muriaso·
House hunting tip 101 Before signing that rental agreement, check the electricity meter setup! Many rental plots and appartments use Last Mile Connectivity (LMCP) prepaid meters. This can quietly inflate your power costs even if you're buying tokens directly from KPLC. Here's why you MUST verify. Under LMCP, households get a subsidized connection around KSh 15,000 fee advanced as interest-free Stima Loan. No upfront cash, but KPLC deducts 50% of EVERY token purchase to repay it until cleared often 2-3 years. So if you buy KSh 100 tokens, only KSh 50 worth of actual units. The rest pays off the landlord/property's subsidized connection. As a Result, you pay the same or higher for tokens, but get fewer units compared to a normal non-LMCP meter with no loan deduction. Tenants effectively foot the bill for the subsidized meter/connection the landlord benefited from without any discount on your end. It's like paying extra rent disguised as power costs. Pro tip to test before selecting a house: Buy a small token, say KSh 100 directly via *977#, M-Pesa (paybill 888880), or app, using the meter's number. If you get normal units e.g., ~5-6+ units (depending on band/tariff), it's likely a standard meter and you are good to go. If you get half the expected units i.e., only ~2-3 units or less, it's under LMCP with Stima Loan deduction. Walk away or negotiate lower rent to offset. You should ask the landlord/agent upfront if the meter under Last Mile Connectivity, or has any outstanding Stima Loan?. Alternatively, dial *977# and select manage meters/token to check details. If it's LMCP and loan is ongoing, factor that into your budget, or push for landlord to clear it by paying lump sum at KPLC office.
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IVY
IVY@ivymuthe·
A young Gen Z woman caused a stir at a funeral in Western Kenya when she publicly called out her relatives live in front of the mourners.She said: "When the deceased was sick in hospital, none of you cared or showed up. But the moment you heard he had passed away, suddenly everyone became very concerned — and the money for the coffin was raised without any problem."She continued: "If there are real hypocrites, it’s our relatives. They will only rally to help you once you’re dead. When you’re alive and struggling, they don’t care about you at all. Any little progress you make in life — like buying a car — they start saying you’ve joined the Illuminati .
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Mr. Kinuthia Pius.
Mr. Kinuthia Pius.@Belive_Kinuthia·
KRA has come to make your tax filing easy. You can actually do it Easily via WhatsApp! The Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA) now allows you to file your tax returns quickly through WhatsApp-no need to save the number. Follow these simple steps: 1. Open WhatsApp and start a chat with 0711099999 (no need to save it) 2. Send a simple greeting: “Hello”, “Good morning”, “Good afternoon”, or “Good evening” 3. Tap View Services 4. Select: - Employment Income OR - Nil Returns (depending on your case) 5. Enter your ID number or KRA PIN 6. Input the OTP sent to your registered phone number 7. Review your details and Submit Once you receive a confirmation SMS from KRA, your return has been successfully filed.
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Joan
Joan@ItsJoanM·
3 Million Strong Twinhills Garden Phase1 Rigathi Citi Hoppa DCP Sold 0112191769 for 4000/- wa.me/254112191769
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Joan
Joan@ItsJoanM·
Atandi Muturi Iscariot MP Mbeere North Islamophobia 0112191769 for 4300/- wa.me/254112191769
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Mirage Kitchenware and Households 🇰🇪
@cathy_mutuku @HonMosiria Na kwani hao residents wa uko hawaoni kuna shida waache kudump? Sometimes we need to be accountable 10 pieces nonstick Bosch cookware set at ksh 7000 ☎️0798595049. We deliver countrywide
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Stunner
Stunner@invertCucurella·
One year ago today Chelsea signed Enzo Maresca !! This is how the world reacted and Crazy things they said about him Follow this Thread 🧵
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Makena Gents Wear
Makena Gents Wear@kendi_kinyua·
Sizes: M,L,XL,2XL,3XL. Price: 2,200/= ☎️0713512450 wa.me/message/5CN4WC… We deliver countrywide E-Citizen Agent Kasmuel Sifuna
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KOX OCS
KOX OCS@koxocs1·
Tuesday Is Tuesday Goons TOTAL SHUTDOWN #TuesdayMAANDAMANO 0721207052 for 5500/-
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ERNEST ANGLEY ⚕️
ERNEST ANGLEY ⚕️@ernest_diha·
Thank you CRICFy, Sportzfy, Waka TV, OnStream and Rapid Streamz for changing my life 🙌🏽🙌🏽
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The Chosen
The Chosen@Thechoosen_01·
Echoes of War scripted by Cleophas Malala was ranked at number 3 at regional qualifying Butere Girls for the Nationals. Finally I have the videos of the play in the thread below 👇
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