SecondLie

Everything is fine.

No, "Streaks" does not apply to running around naked for a number of days. (Sorry about your birthday party, Philip!)

PREMIUM GIFT: A stiff-armed salute. (If you're a conservative, YOU ARE A NAZI! If you're a progressive or liberal, you're just raising your arm, and people pointing it out ARE NAZI SCUM!)

As a proud source of disinformation, let me be the first to welcome our new technology overlords.

If only Linden Lab and Second Life has grown to the point of being part of the tech oligarchy that Joe Biden strongarmed into censoring dissent before warning about it this week, right?

NEW LAST NAME AVAILABLE: Uecker

Anybody else curious as to what DOGE and Elon find in the government waste related to SL?

The fires near Los Angeles were started when a Second Life user tried to load the Viewer on Ultra in a room full of virtual mirrors and their graphics card exploded.

NEW LAST NAMES AVAILABLE: Trump, Maga, Orangemangood, Fightfightfight.

Linden Lab would never suck up to the incoming Trump administration to curry favor and avoid retribution...

Well, the "Second Life via Pager Network" beta ran into a minor setback. Apologies to our beta testers in Beirut.

The Display Names feature has been expanded so that you can change the name of everyone you disagree with to "Hitler"

LAST NAME AVAILABLE: Dobbs (Well, not quite. Still not official that he's dead. The medical examiner is trying to overturn the results of the autopsy.)

Under this bag, yeah, I've got an ear bandage.

FIRST, MIDDLE, AND LAST NAME AVAILABLE: Major #RIPBobNewhart

Say what you will about Second Life, at least it's not dependent on Microsoft Windows pretending to be an enterprise system.

It's time for a classic: youtube.com/watch?v=Z1TlbL…

"We've heard your request for additional agents. So we're dispatching Tommy Smith. In case of an attack, just duck behind his iron lung."

I'm sure RFK Jr. will get one Secret Service agent and a dog. "What's your dog's name?" "Killer." "That's a good name for a guard dog." "No, that's my seeing eye dog."