Secret Squirrel’s Nut Sack

Today the President of the United States officially paid a woman $5 million for sexually assaulting her. What an absolute disgrace this Nation has become under this administration.

Love it! Hope you lot recovered with a good O brew!🤣🤣 We need a repeat!❤️👏👏👍

@EPLBible I would gladly subscribe to a page devoted to knocking this spunk trumpets block off

Imagine saving up money all year, budgeting maybe even selling personal things All to be sat in front of a streamer at a World Cup Quarter Final These guys are a cancer to our sport. 🤮

@Henri_T05 Yep….I’m firing the Scottish guy I employ tomorrow too! No reason, just Scottish. That’s enough…he’s a good guy but y’know history and all that…

The Hatred of the English national team brings people closer together in my experience, as i have ordered and delivered an Argentina flag to an old woman in my street because she liked the one i was flying outside my window

@TadpoleRL I am firing the Welsh guy I employ tomorrow….just for your tweet! WE HAVE THE POWER!!!

The more posts I see from the English the more I realise how little the English know of their own history. The English have killed exponentially more Welsh and Scotsman than the Argentinians ever have. Not to mention the almost complete erasure of our language and culture.

@TheScotlandView Some reprieve for “silly tits” I guess

@Secret5quirrels Already qualified for the next euros silly tits

Done a lot of reading on the Falkland Islands war in the last 48 hours Britain set up an exclusion zone and murdered 323 Argentines illegally. It was also Thatcher in charge and the USA told her to leave it. She ignored. Fuck Thatcher. Fuck England. Vamos Argentina!!!

@ivantuita To be fair…not easy for 50,000 blokes to belt out a Freddy Mercury number without absolutely murdering it?

Imagina ser o país dos Beatles, Queen e Rolling Stones, mas escolher uma música do Oasis como tema da trajetória da seleção inglesa na Copa do Mundo. 😩😭

@bigbenn1e What a sad cunt

Well done Norway, you gave it your best shot. Thanks for your efforts 👍 Today, I have a new football flag !

@Ste_1888 Sure!!!….langauge, food, general culture, business…..oh and government! But sure MUCH more in common

Scotland has much more in common with Norway than it does with England.

@JosieMarcellino You seem lovely? Your mum would be proud!

@1scottishbanter Jude Bellingham scored more World Cup goals in 98 seconds than Scotland did in 28 years.

@defense_civil25 You’re so SO weird???! What’s wrong with you man?

European Leaders: “Oh my gosh, a gun, how horrific!! Get rid of it or it might hurt us!!” -gives gun gift to police. President Trump: “Thanks for the gun, I’ll add it to my collection!” - real leader and real man’s response!!

@bushontheradio Flying ants. Absolute C-Units

What insect do you believe to be the biggest wanker?

@RickHJohnston This guy died. Sorry about that!

I'll be supporting NORWAY ... our near neighbour who doesn't OWN us ,steal our resources, impose their monarchy or block our sovereignty. Its only a game,but its hard to forget some things.

@AngelaBelcamino Yeah yeah….you lot are pretty fucking world class at bitching and moaning about how world class you are?!! No one cares!!!

Not sure who needs to hear this, but soccer is America’s 5th-most popular sport. Our best athletes don’t even play it. The fact that Team USA made it this far just proves how superior American athletes are.

People in a pub watching Pointless after the football got delayed last night celebrating a Pointless answer Makes you proud to be British 😂

Trump opens his speech by talking about crowd size. “They estimated they had 375,000 people before everybody had to leave and they now have 150,000 people. It’s the craziest thing anyone’s ever seen.” (This is a lie.)

@djamperio2099 @Mercado_Ingles Good lord?!? Welcome to Twitter!

@Mercado_Ingles POR LO MENOS LOS DE LA SELECCIÓN DE MÉXICO, SON MEXICANOS, NO COMO LA INGLESA QUE ESTÀ LLENA DE NEGROS Y MUSULMANES. QUE SE JODA INGLATERRA Y ARRIBA MÉXICO!!!!

🚨Inglaterra había reservado 14 hoteles diferente por toda la ciudad para esconderse de los mexicanos. Pero no lo logró, los fans de México dieron con la ubicación y esto pasó anoche afuera del del hotel de Inglaterra: 🇲🇽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@ryanvisconti Ha! This is so cute. Do you have a REALLY small penis?

Keep seeing Brits posting that it’s “cute” America is celebrating our 250th compared to their millennia-old United Kingdom. So it’s only appropriate to mention that it took the USA 1/4th the time to develop a military power 11.5x greater and an economy 7.8x larger. 🇺🇸🦅