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Me waking up & seeing my timeline

greatest line delivery in cinematic history

Any member of Congress who purchased stocks in the last 48 hours should probably disclose that now. I’ve been hearing some interesting chatter on the floor. Disclosure deadline is May 15th. We’re about to learn a few things. It’s time to ban insider trading in Congress.

It looks like Bloodborne 2, but due to international copyright laws it’s not

Yuki Tsunoda will swap seats with Liam Lawson as Max Verstappen's teammate for next week's Japanese Grand Prix after a Red Bull meeting in Dubai, according to multiple reports. They said an official announcement was expected later in the week.

Facts

Alcohol is bad for you, taste like shit and is only really good in social events

“WHERE IS MY HEAD?” My third album. May 23rd.

As we all know, today is a very special day. Happy International Metal Pipe Day!

Never kill yourself

Them: "Are you stressed?" Me:

I fucking hate scalpers. I haven’t been able to just go into a store and buy a pack to open in like a month. I don’t hoard or investment buy so Everytime I see this it’s just a small joy gone. If you’re contributing to this go fuck yourself.

Wait- you mean renaming the Gulf of Mexico didn’t lower prices???