Secret Nerd

Alright then. I've started a new twitter account. I've just got into 40k and I'm so shamed to do so but fuck it. Its cheaper than a sports car. Can't paint for shit...bought a 2nd hand iwata. All the gear, no fucking idea.

Had enough of the absolute fuckwittery of twitter. Im out of here in a few hours. I may come back when the machines have taken over.

Happiness is an angry bruno fernandes. Little rat.

@RichardfLeeming dude. My 10 year old loved your bat in MG. Bravo mate.

@James_M_Hewitt God help anyone having to mark university dissertations

Bing's AI Assistant is honestly a bit scary. A ten-word prompt, and this is what it came back with. I'm out of the loop with 40k - how close is this to existing stuff? And does it actually make sense with the current rules?

Anyone that pre orders computer games deserve to get their fingers burned. #bloodbowl3

Check out my bread. Boss me.

@AaronWHobby Blood bowl!!

@AaronWHobby Frostgrave, gaslands, not sure i have another. 40k is a chore tbh

@hendarion @Nomadvandal Yeah just like that. Amazing dude.

I’m looking for a specific shade of purple and I just can’t achieve it. A lot of the paints are too simply far too blue or red. This is the colour I’m trying to achieve, if anyone’s done something similar I’d love to see it and get the recipe.

You killed my father, prepare to die.

@YetiYeff Divisive

Just received 2 titles in a row from @MARVELSNAP. Ben brode may as well have got his wet flacid penis out and slapped me across the face with it.

Volk was so good against Islam. Such a good guy. Proper scrap.

God...how much moaning about a computer game can there be. That higwarts thing is never off my timeline. Yawn off.

Fuck me #HappyValley is right up there. Right up there.

#iran used to be a proper country. Cool people that read books. Fashionistas. Artists. Scientists. Post 1979 its a fucking hole.

In the funniest story of the year...a really good mate has won 4 million quid on the lotto. Couldnt happen to a nicer lad.

You know what... i think @Twitter is identifying controversial people and promoting their tweets to appear on your timeline. Ive had tweets from zahawi this morning and there should be no reason to. Definitely sussĺ

@Tari_Too The petty squabbles. Better than coronation street.

Namor is such a cool character