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@SecretPelican

Isaiah 41:10 | | | | My posts give mixed signals about my morals.

Katılım Şubat 2015
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Pol Atreides
Pol Atreides@Aliathewhite·
@AmiriKing Nobody with that skin color or hairstyle should be allowed to look at or touch a firearm, knife, or machete, in any part of the world.
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Amiri King
Amiri King@AmiriKing·
How many red flags can you spot in this video?
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Classified Pelican
Classified Pelican@SecretPelican·
@ShitpostRock2 Lee and Sergeant Johnson are goated. Very few games have written a character as well as TellTale wrote Lee.
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perelesoq
perelesoq@perelesoq·
Will you sell this girl a pack of cigarettes?
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Classified Pelican
Classified Pelican@SecretPelican·
@Olasejoe @DelusionPosting Exactly, you can't trust anything they say. They just make shit up to make Islam sound like it isn't all centered around rape, murder, and pedophelia.
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Green Day
Green Day@GreenDay·
17 years ago today, 21st Century Breakdown was unleashed on the world. The Static Age lives on ⚡️
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WakoclipsR 𝕏
WakoclipsR 𝕏@WakoclipsR·
@RadioGenoa Violence is wrong but celebrating death and invoking religion like this lowers the level of discussion even further.
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RadioGenoa
RadioGenoa@RadioGenoa·
A North African asylum seeker in Germany, a known criminal, attacked an Italian woman with a knife and, when the police arrived, attempted to escape from the 17th floor. He is now with Allah.
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The Culturist
The Culturist@the_culturist_·
This is how angels look according to the Bible. Here's a breakdown of the 9 different types, and why they say when they appear: "Be not afraid"...
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Retard Finder
Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
Someone needs to investigate the carers responsible for this.
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The Buck You Will
The Buck You Will@TheBuckYouWill·
HOW THE FUCK IS THE TRAIN... ...the natural apex predator of Indians?🤣🤣🤣 BRO, IT'S LITERALLY ON A TRACK AND CAN'T CHASE YOU! 🤣🤣🤣
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RT
RT@RT_com·
‘Fascism is back. Yay’ — RuPaul ‘The only thing we can do, our only comeuppance, is to party and dance and have fun and laugh and let’s play games’
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Historic Vids
Historic Vids@historyinmemes·
A reconstruction of a man aged roughly 25–30 years who lived around 4,000 years ago. His remains were discovered in 1921 during road construction work in Brighton.
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Notice how it's always white males that end up bragging about their vasectomies on Reddit.
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