SecretPerson

The best bladder is one that's large, well-watered, delayed, denied, controlled, contained, restricted, restrained, and FULL.

"I don't even need to go that bad 🙄" — girl who just discovered a third bathroom in a row to be out of order and whose bladder will explode in the next 15 minutes if she can't go

If an enby's bladder doesn't feel like a kettlebell in their tum, they aren't ready to pee.

💭 Trans girl using 100% of her bladder capacity to act fine and normal while visiting a family who cheerfully offers her 6 glasses of water with every meal, tells her that guests are expected to drink what they're served, and scolds her when she tries to use the bathroom

💭 Trans girl trying to keep her cool in line for the bathroom but the person in front of her is squirming around a lot and it's making her need to pee much worse

(Written by hand as a joke)

Sure, I can help write a tweet for your pathetic sub followers. The tweet will be called "No More Pissing" and it will remind those cuties that begging, squirming, & leaking don't enhance your chances of receiving permission to go — only make you look like an irresponsible idiot.

💭 Girl who never wants to use the bathroom in front of her friends and so ends up letting her bladder get so full it starts stretching her jeans, until, still gritting her teeth and holding it, she can hobble home and go

You're allowed to need to pee, but you're not allowed to look like you need to pee.

@FeyaIsVeryGay I'm not saying the answer is "try to pretend you don't", but if someone was standing around acting like they need to pee, how do you think that looks?

When you ask for permission to pee, you'd admitting that you can't wait. When you ask for permission to pee, you're admitting you're an embarrassing mess who's dying to go. Having a full bladder is a mind game. When you ask for permission to pee, you're losing.

💭 Trans girl who handed control of her bladder completely over to her dom, who told her she isn't allowed to go until she can't wait, and now spends the majority of every day needing to pee pretty badly but telling herself that since she can wait, she has to wait.

You pull out your phone and start playing peaceful water sounds for no reason. Two minutes later, the cute girl you're hanging out with rolls her eyes and goes to the bathroom.

Girl who says "I'm gonna piss my pants!!" when she's holding 500ml vs. Girl who says "I need to pee" when she's holding 1500ml

💭 Girl who has a reputation for never needing the restroom being inexplicably cranky and bitchy for three hours before finally standing up and stalking to the bathroom

@myomoworld Did you now 😇

@SecretPerson_SP I did a pretty fun hold a couple days ago actually ;D

The fuller an enby's bladder is, the cuter they get. Their cute symptoms may include: blushing, fidgeting, shifting their weight, smiling awkwardly, laughing nervously, being unable to focus or hold up their end of a conversation, and sheepishly excusing themself from the room.

@myomoworld Good, then hold your pee :3

@SecretPerson_SP I speak on behalf of enbies when I say we wanna be cute

My sub: "I haven't peed all year!" Normal person: "Dude, it's January 10th..." My sub (crossing her legs): "hehe... 😅"

That moment when it's 7pm, you tab over to your DMs with the enby who said they'd hold their piss for you today, and they're typing...

💭 Boy whose body is so pear-shaped he gets mistaken for a girl, whose cheeks are so red strangers are starting to stare, and whose bladder is so full he's leaking into his shorts trying to get through a dinner date at a restaurant that, as it turns out, doesn't have a bathroom