Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody”

@NUCLRGOLF I guess anything to get views

🚨🏌🏼‍♀️⛳️ #LOOK — Annabell Fuller was sporting a crop top in pro competition at the Australian WPGA Championship. Thoughts on the look?

Still can’t believe all the people that come in asking for a clove If you need one bring one or buy one We have lots to sell

Now we need Nick Shirley to expose the fraud that is taking place in golf scrambles.

New guy moved into the Sober House this afternoon. At dinner he devoured a few bowls of chili like he hadn't eaten in days. Turns out, he hadn't! Some folks are coming here from deep, deep bunkers - worse than I've imagined or that most of us ever gotten stuck in. But the beautiful thing is that even rock bottom is a foundation! Today is a win to build on. And tomorrow we stack another one. It's not much different than hitting the range after a bad round. The stakes are different, sure, but the call to consistent action in taking shot after shot is the same! Don't forget, every towel and book purchase at caddietales.co supports guys like this as they take their Next Shot!

Golf Course Architecture 101 is back in session. This week's topic: Routing Professor @garrett_TFE walked @TheRealPJClark through five questions you can ask of a golf course to evaluate whether the routing is effective or not (a thread 🧵)

@PGATUOR BBQ was great

For those who have attended The Masters, what is the best concession stand item?

These guys have some elite drop games @TGL

@BrianPrescott48 Would not need ozempic if we taught people how to eat real food

$14 billion in Ozempic sales last year. Zero profit from Berberine—a natural alternative that's been working for 3,500 years. That's why they buried it. That's why your doctor never mentioned it. Time to take back control. Here's how: 1. Modern.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

@MyGolfSpy Don’t know how it was tested But I don’t see a ball speed difference to justify 15 yards but launch and spin is a big deal

Most golfers think all drivers perform the same. Our data says otherwise: 📊 42 drivers tested 📏 15+ yard difference 🏆 Clear winners Ignore marketing. Trust the data. Play what performs.

@acaseofthegolf1 Dang

Ice apocalypse 2.0 is here. I’ll be organizing a yard clean up, volunteer at the (non-existent) link below. Bring work gloves and a snowsuit. Also we don’t have power, won’t for multiple days, so don’t expect water or a place to get warm. Also beware of falling trees.

@NUCLRGOLF Learn to chip and putt

🚨⛳️🏌️‍♂️ #DISCUSSION — If you’ve broken 80, what’s one tip you would give your fellow golfer trying to do the same?

@TGL_INCEL Wow Is that a quality @MiguelVegaTurf Got it dilled

This $74 round is well worth it! Greens are rolling fast! #shrink

Yale GC...this Macdonald & Raynor gem is set to reopen following its restoration by Gil Hanse. Having played over 200 rounds at Yale, it holds a special place in my heart. I had the opportunity to capture some photographs last fall & look forward to shooting it again this spring.

@BDraddy Corn Hole

Let’s settle the debate: What’s this game called?

@PGATUOR 12 at ANGC for sure

If you could hit a hole-in-one on any of these 4 Par 3s, which one would you choose?

@MyGolfSpy @KyleDuffin @CallawayGolf Why do they have 4 more drivers in the conforming list that are not in stores

There’s something in the water at @CallawayGolf 👀 We haven’t seen performance like this from one brand…maybe ever

@NUCLRGOLF Why not finish last night If it was light enough to hit the shot into the green Should be able to two putt in less light And he had the choice to finish

🚨⛳️🏌️ #UPDATE — Austin Smotherman two putted for par on 18 this morning. Play was suspended last night before he had a chance to putt out. There’s now a five-way tie for the lead at -5 after the first round at The Players.

@NUCLRGOLF @_DavidRumsey What size beer ? If 16 or 20 not horrible But way to high for a non profit organization

⛳️💰🍺 TPC Sawgrass concession prices (Via: @_DavidRumsey) #ThePlayers

@terencedaniels I wonder how a par three with lights can keep the tees in good shape

this is golf’s future

@caddietales I started $6 a loop

Makes me think of all the folks who've told me they use to loop for $2 and a candy bar