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New Year, Old(er) Me Happy 2026

@Geniustechw Missing a 0 after that 2, but hopefully its a rough prison.

Pink-haired Stop Oil activist Phoebe Plummer has been sentenced to two years in prison for throwing soup on a $90 million Van Gogh painting. What’s your reaction to the sentence?

Smooch

@JustVihn 🥺 what about anti social hot miqos

Hot miqos dm me.

@fanofcatgirls Meowww 🫠

Let's hang out together pookie..♥️

@wstgoat7 The fuck White Castle doing at the bottom? Even though I've been sober 15 years and haven't been to one since, those little fuckers were ambrosia at 3am.

Fast food tier list

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@JustVihn I'd take her to the store to buy a shirt. She never has one regardless of the weather 😢

Can you take her?💗

Tiddy fall out

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@RimaEvenstar Someone needs to gift this sad creature a coupon for therapy. Or a new onahole, sounds like theirs is used up.

In an epic meltdown, a fan crashes out at Hololive VTuber Nerissa Ravencroft after she mentions a Holostar during a livestream. "Nearly a year ago, during a membership stream, you came to us Jailbirds to explain that you would never collab with or namedrop any Holostar, male vtuber or male content creator in your stream. And now you randomly drop a Holostar name." "Holostars are a blight to everything that falls under Cover. I often even wonder why Cover keeps them around, but that is besides the point. You made a promise that you wouldn't do such things and that you wouldn't change." He also lashed out at Nerissa for listening to outside voices, asking: "Why do you keep listening to all those beggars that want to see you fail, fall into obscurity and become trash like Nijisanji, what used to be Vshojo or Phase???" This isn't the first time the fan known as Myron has crashed out over Nerissa. Last year, he melted down on her for "not working hard enough" and failing to hype her own concert, despite the fact that she had been away from home for six months with limited access to a PC.

Haven't been back on Crystal in over 5 years, bit disappointed there's nobody laying pipe in this hallway. Guess I need to find a way to fix that.

@lady_valor_07 Ask who the fuck has been in my house

You just got off a 16 hour overnight shift and come home to Steak Pasta. What do you do?🤔

@JustVihn Peak jealousy levels 🥺

how to treat your local braidcat~

Here's something older but less cursed to move that last one down the timeline.

I hit the wrong button and got jump scared, but hit snap and alt-f4'd and will be logging off for the day. But I shouldn't have to suffer alone

Ready for a happy Friday

Haven't had anything for the mommy belly enjoyers in a while

@JustVihn The cutest to ever do it ;-;

Thank you so much for 10000 followers!!! It's been quite the journey and I met lots of cute people during that time. I still love gposing even thou the last few months I've been a bit inconsistent. I plan to make a big raffle sometime soon as thanks. Love you all Vihn💕

@JustVihn And I love seeing her show off 🫠

She loves showing off to you~❤️

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