Secretgreenkeeper

@_TheSuper7_ @NUFC Shut up knob rot you weren’t saying that in the 1st half

@NUFC Eddie how really does have brain farts 95% of the time. Why are u playing a highline. Why are you going man for man. You don't have the players to play like that. Low block and counter

Fermin Lopez scores for Barcelona. [4-2] 51'

@craiglongmore 🥱

Be class when we get a manager who can compete in games like this. Roll over and have our bellies tickled against the big sides. Eddie loves a tummy tickle. #nufc

@secretclubprov @Jay_Sapovits You know he is really - if I had a pound for everytime I hear that 😂

@Jay_Sapovits Wouldn’t comment without knowing specifics 👍

I am literally sick to death of “bang average people” complaining about their golf clubs,if its that bad leave,you have honestly no idea how tough greenstaff had it with it being so dry this year…I’ve been ready to explode on several occasions

@andywoodgolf Golfers might be loving it now but won’t be when the dead patches arrive the greenkeeper gets the blame ! “Must be because you have cut too low etc” “isn’t like that at such & such a club”Hope rain comes soon for you hard for everyone in the industry without the tools for the job

Highgate 1st Fairway, 20% of average rainfall since the start of March #golf #greenkeeping

@piersmorgan read the bloody room

You said he was an illegal migrant who’d entered Britain on a boat. None of that was true and your lies helped fuel the disgusting attacks on asylum seeker hotels.

@talksport can you tell @piersmorgan we’re going in for Saka as we need a right winger to challenge for the title #nufc leave isak alone

@PixieFarthing Jesus you sound like a member of a golf club - 40 years working outside it’s called WINTER most our members have forgot that we do actually have one as well and think we should have summer conditioning all year #greenkeeping

What the fuck is this shit covering the whole country, it just doesnt disperse, it’s blocking our sunshine, day after day, coincidentally everyone ill. 😷 How much longer are we going to put up with this blatant manipulation of our weather 😡😡😡

@kaslee1 🤡

Good goal , good result but still so many flaws in our performance today which cost us over season for top 4-6 position #NUFC

@NickFaldo006 Must have been a quiet team room 😂

Watching the @Olympics closing ceremony in Paris on @BBCSport no bloody wonder all those boats are coming across with illegal immigrants on, the French and f-ing nuts !! #Paris2024 #Olympics #NFRJR

@secretclubprov Sams at it again I see ! He must be the one everyone runs from on the first Tee 😂😂⛑️

Well if the the greenstaff can’t get the machinery on the course why can’t they cut the fairways and rough with the hand mowers !!!!!!! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@secretclubprov Some of the responses on here are embarrassing, I’d love some of them to work with us for just half a day they would soon realise what actually goes on, don’t believe the bar talk ! But then they are happy to watch John the chef and Barry the bar man on there phone most the shift

Wow some of these comments really do show what we are up against - shit putt, pin in, no idea how many pin positions are available on the green, golfer likely demanding fast greens too #golf #greenkeeping #shrinkthegame

@T2GBentgrass @JFieldHGK Looks like good old poa blend with iron to me

The unique blue-green color of Crystal BlueLinks never gets old! 📸 @JFieldHGK

@RobShand1 @NUFC Jesus how sad

@NUFC Good! Scum club couldn’t buy this win!

Defeat in Dortmund. #BVBNEW // #NUFC

@Om12430706 @NUFC 😂😂 sad loser

@gregevansmg Our Pro shop would have the buggies out waiting for the members and then slate us for having a buggy ban 😂😂

Golfers 👇

@WaywardTom @andywoodgolf Always one

@andywoodgolf Well I don’t what ye are complaining about as we have older members doing this with their carts ! Maybe not on the greens but close enough!!

I’ve had better Saturdays !!! #golf #greenkeeping words fail 😡

Why can our course not look like the Ryder Cup venue 😂😂😂 Apart from having some of the best talent around this is why #golf #greenkeeper

@ryanmouquegolf Your average member then !! what chance have average members golf clubs greenkeepers got 😂

Hatton blowing up about how bad the greens are 😂😂😂 They look awful… 🫣