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Husband: Have you prayed Asr? Wife: No Husband: Why? Wife: I got back from work tired a bit so I took me a nap. Husband: Ok... Go pray Asr and Maghrib before its time for Isha. The next day... the husband leaves town on a business trip... But a few hours after his flight was scheduled to arrive he didn't call or even text her like he usually does to let her know that he had arrived safely..!! The wife calls to check up on her husband but he doesn't pick up.. She calls again; the phone rings but no reply what so ever. She was starting to get worried after many attempts of calling her beloved husband and no reply at all... She thinks to herself something must have went wrong he never does that. He always calls as soon as he lands. A few hours pass by... and suddenly the phone rings and its the husband. Wife all worried says: have you arrived safely?? Husband: Yes, Alhamdulillah. Wife: When? Husband: About 4 hours ago. Wife in an angered tone: 4 hours ago? And you don't call? Husband: I was tired so decided to take a nap. Wife: A few minutes wouldn't have hurt you if you were to call me and let me know you'v arrived... Plus haven't you heard the phone ringing over and over again as I was calling you..?? Husband: Yes, I heard it.. Wife: And you don't pick up..?? What are my calls not important enough for you..?? Husband: You're calls are important to me, but yesterday you didn't seem to mind not answering the calls of Athan.. Allah's call... Wife with watery eyes and after a short silence says: Yes, you have a point.. I'm sorry.. Husband: Why are you apologizing to me? You should seek Allah's forgiveness and don't repeat the same mistake twice. All what I want out of this world is that Allah unites us both in a palace in Jannah where in it we can start our eternal life together. Ever since that day the wife never delayed any of her prayers. “The one who truly loves you is the one who pushes you forward on your path to Allah and gets in your way and stops you from going backwards in life.” ❤️

The last time an El Niño this strong hit, it killed 50 million people. That was 3 to 4% of the entire world population. Scale that to today and you're looking at 250 million equivalent. The 1877 Super El Niño triggered simultaneous droughts across India, China, Brazil, and East Africa. Crops failed on four continents at the same time. The famine lasted three years. Researchers have called it "arguably the worst environmental disaster to ever befall humanity." NOAA's latest update gives a two-in-three chance this one reaches strong or very strong by fall. European models are even more aggressive. Sea surface temperatures need to exceed 2°C above normal to qualify as "super." The trajectory is pointing directly at that threshold. Here's what makes 2026 structurally different from every previous Super El Niño: there are two independent supply shocks converging on the same crop cycle. The Iran war has shut down roughly a third of the world's seaborne fertilizer trade through the Strait of Hormuz. US fertilizer supply was at 75% of normal in mid-March, right when the Corn Belt needed it most. Fertilizer prices hit their highest level since 2022. That input shortage is already baked into the 2026 growing season. The El Niño yield shock operates on a 6 to 12 month lag. India is forecasting below-normal monsoons for the first time in three years. Indonesia and Malaysia carry 90% of global palm oil, and El Niño production declines in those countries take 6 to 24 months to peak. Every strong El Niño in the past 55 years has reduced global cocoa production. So the fertilizer shortage weakens the crops El Niño is about to stress, and the El Niño yield collapse hits in 2027 on fields that were already under-fertilized in 2026. Two shocks with nearly identical lag structures, converging on the same harvest window. The difference between 1877 and 2026: we can see this one coming six months out. The commodity futures curve is barely pricing either shock. Whether that's rational discounting or willful denial depends entirely on what the Pacific Ocean does between now and October.

When was the last time a popular show had a good final season and a satisfying finale because I genuinely can’t remember.

Havi selling tickets for 7k and 20k like bro I've seen you at your mailaest level

I am 28 years old and still can’t comprehend how someone would willing use Android over iPhone

literally just going for a walk can solve the majority of problems

Absolute abomination on how we have normalised living in 5/10Marla house.

Car buyers may get up to 7 years to repay vehicle loans under a new draft policy, with financing of up to Rs. 10 million and lower upfront payment rules also under review. 🧵

Do any of you go straight to watching a movie before even knowing ANYTHING at all about it ?

What happened to him?

بیوقوفوں سوسائٹیز گاڑی سیکھنے کی جگہ نہیں ہوتیں، آپ اپنی اور بچوں کی زندگیوں کو خطرے میں ڈال رہے ہیں۔ ڈرائیونگ سیکھنی ہے تو خالی گراؤنڈ میں جا کر سیکھیں۔ اپنا نہیں تو کم از کم دوسروں کا ہی خیال کر لیں۔