Seth

conclave fandom needs to realize the potential of shower chairs. that old man might not be able to stand up on a slippery surface but god be generous he can still bounce on it🙏

Goldeneye (1995) is a top5 "movie that wouldn't have had to happen if men had emotionally fulfilling friendships with each other" In short, be open and honest with your male friends or theyll start wanting to avenge the deaths of nazi collaborators.

to be clear i do not condone sex with james bond, vr or otherwise

die another day is such a bad movie but at least it gave us the mi6 goon dome where you can have vr sex with james bond

Just in case someone would be interested in fic for a movie that premiered 30 years ago and (as far as im aware) doesn't have a fandom archiveofourown.org/works/83129531

Blanc actually gets called to investigate a cardinal's suspicious death and two days in Jud gets a text reading "would u be mad if i fucked ur boss?"

Thomas Cardinal Lawrence cyberstalks Benoit Blanc and won't shut up about him. Aldo at one point offered to kill Tedesco to lure him to the vatican and it took Thomas a full minute of daydreaming before realizing he was joking

Aldo is in his dorm moaning professor Lawrence's name into his pillow as he comes on his own fingers imagining getting fucked over Thomas' desk, meanwhile Thomas acts so pathetic over having these sinful thoughts when he can't even get hard

Thomas is completely oblivious to Aldo's flirting bc he is convinced no one could ever want him, and he refuses to believe the disgusting rumours he hears about his favorite student

seminarian x professor lawrellini but Thomas is the professor and Aldo is the student. revolutionary concept

Ray fucking Thomas in his office for the 2nd time in a single day and noticing he has cleaned himself up bc having Ray's cum inside of him while in meetings is "gross" and it was "running down the insides of his thighs" so Ray has to put an extra load in him to make up for it

Jud sleeping soundly on Benoit's chest after fucking him all night while Benoit is the one laying awake ruminating on love and faith and human nature (and Jud's beautiful face)

Benoit blanc covering the floor of a filthy bathroom stall in paper towels so he can kneel at a glory hole without getting his expensive whool pants dirty

benoit blanc in his elegant little suits cruising at truck stops and seedy motels

Ive realized the error of my ways actually this is (pope) tedesco & lawrellini

Sabballey agegap<3 50something giu crashing out, getting drunk and ending up at 30something Ray's place telling him he loves him even though he's a gross old man for it and Ray is like Omgomgomgomg I want you too but please don't kiss me you will probably throw up in my mouth

Benitez treating lawrellini like Peter treats Grigor & Georgina in The Great

#judblanc Jud trying to tempt Benoit bc it's easier to hope this older, experienced man will "take advantage" of him than it is to face his own sexuality in a healthy wayy

Or Jud spending an hour on his knees mouthing at Blanc's cock🤤..... muscle memory kicks in and he starts saying a prayer in the midde of it and gets so embarrassed when he realizes what he's doing

Blanc facedown in bed halfasleep after 2 orgasms as Jud (a virgin 45min ago) keeps fucking him and apologizing for how he cant control himself until Blanc has to hold him down and tell him he can stay inside but for the love of god give him a break

Judblanc cockwarming.......