Seemir Brandy, Brewer of Spirits Keeper of Secrets

I finally got a formal reference of my profile 'sona, Seemir Brandy the bartending, multiversal-travelling cobra-python hybrid! Now with 100 percent more dapper :3c Art by the fantastic @Mira__Off ! :D

@EgunBase balls so PHAT every step cracks the pavement 😩👌

Walking with big balls Comm for @SeemirBrandy

Ozark returns to an arcade after a few years only to find one particular game had a high score that insulted him. Time to send a proper message. An glorious pic of the humanized wah courtesy of @LordMegatroll ! :D

For the new year, Ozark decided to try out something that would transform him from a "short king" to a proper "king". Those mounds of pecs sure look pillowy :3c Shoutout to @Pillowy_Mounds for making the wah into a proper hunk to start off 2026! :D

Ozark and Zoranda have found each other in time for a Christmas night out. Too bad Ozark didn't get Zoranda's dress code request. Oh well, unwrapping the presents is half the fun anyways :P A beautiful pic of my humanized limederg and wah by @lbt9000 ! :D

Ozark just arrived at this frozen city and found out from Seemir that his services will be desperately needed. This will set quite a nice tone for a homebrew DnD campaign I'm working on. Thanks again to @Drawmadillo for the pic! :D

@RedistRed @LordMegatroll "How much ya gonna pay for the privilege to smash?" :P

@LordMegatroll Smash next question

"cyberpunk hard synth music starts playing"

@SUKOIdraws @LordMegatroll if i ever get my dream car, this will be in the top ten first songs played on that stereo >:D

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@TheOnyxDemon @LordMegatroll "What? Never seen a car with real turbos before?" :P

@LordMegatroll *looks at the back of the car questionably*

@LordMegatroll "Here's your fucking money. I already took my cut. Got any problems? Refer to my receptionist, Alyx." the Miliwah is born >:D

Where did the barkeep go? And why does the busty lounge singer lady look an awful lot like him? 🤔 Many thanks to @belise94 for making my lady snek into a sultry lounge singer! :D

Zosma doesn't always wear a dress, but when she does it's for the presence. Don't mind TUNDRA, she's just filling the limederg in on her next targets. :3c Another wonderful piece by @Drawmadillo ! :D

Natalie the rose-haired Clydesdale as 'Rose' Gold Ship for Halloween! :D Another great pic by @Pillowy_Mounds ! :D

Ozzy can be a horny macro wah, as a treat :) Another great pic done up by @Franubis_ ! :D

Zosma found the gonks who tried to flatline her boss. Now it's personal. My personal yearly #cyberpunktober pic, this time with my limederg as an Arasaka corpo on a mission in an alleyway of Night City, done up by @Drawmadillo ! :D

"Don't mind me, boss wanted me to help him wrench on some big nuts, so I brought the biggest wrench I had. He also asked me to be naked when I got there. Dunno why, but whatever he says goes, I guess..." My new shark girl with clothes off courtesy of @Pillowy_Mounds ! :D

"I'm only in here naked because it's laundry day and working out passes the time. You don't see any problem with it, do you?" My buff wuff lass Kiarra finally gets another solo pic, this time courtesy of @Pillowy_Mounds :D

Introducing Skyla 'Sky' Kochanski, a shark girl with two sets of prosthetic wings! She will be Rodaph's chief of R&D, and one of the few people under his employ able to make sense of his plans and make them happen. Made possible by @Drawmadillo ! :D

Meet Rikita, my first mouse OC! Not sure what exactly I'm gonna do with her, but whatever it is, she's gonna need all the dakka she can get all four of her grubby paws on :3c Another sexy pic by @Drawmadillo ! :D