SEGUT Misoi

@NytoP2PMwangi This face is scary. She liked the money, not the face.

This is Shirlyne Njeri Maguta. About a week ago, Shirlyne went out partying with her boyfriend. They were happy and had no fights or arguments, it was a normal night. By morning, she was brutally beaten to death. According to the post-mortem report, her boyfriend broke both her arms as she tried to defend herself, pulled out her hair from the scalp, broke all her ribs, and left her face unrecognizable. After killing her, he dragged her naked body outside, then went back inside, brought a blanket, and slept next to her body. Shirlyne has already been buried, but her boyfriend is still free. This incident happened in Murang’a County. Her humble family is pleading for justice, but their voices are not being heard….

@DiianaD_ #ManU #TheBigTeam

Fans of Manchester United, drop ❤️ and let’s follow each other

@itohan_olat We live once. Do what makes you happy. Leave the couple alone. They know what they're doing.

At church today, a couple came out for their wedding dedication and shared a testimony afterward. The wife is 49, the husband is 35. Apparently, the lady has never been married before, but she’s very wealthy. She funded the entire wedding and even bought the husband a Range Rover as a wedding gift 🎁 They live in Guzape in a mini-mansion that belongs to her. They looked genuinely happy today. So be honest - is this cringe to you as a man or could you see yourself doing the same?

@Maryian96 Yes. If they are not identical- if two ova are fertilized by different spermatozoa. Chances are minute....

There is a guy saying he is sure that one twin belongs to another guy pale baba ndogo hahah can twins have a different father surely..am dying...

@Wakabando These are numbers already counted. How then can you talk about deviation?

The 87% and 13% of votes that 2022 cast for Ruto & Raila, respectively, with a potential deviation of 3% 2027, are now united to send incompetent crooked Ruto home. It's a blessing to Kenya that Mlima is set to earnestly correct a mistake. #TumainiLiko #TuokoeKenya #RutoMustGo

@Maryian96 Na asikuje na simu

Maaandamano tunaanzia wapi kesho? kama uko mbali huna kwa kulala naweza kupea mahali ya kulala tuamkie kesho borake usikuwe unangorota usiku....

@Maryian96 50 what for, kwani anauza shamba?

I have seen a story of a woman who offers sex at koinange,saying she offers one round at 50 bob, i paused and so many things came to my mind,like literally ffifte??? are we living in different worlds? i can imagine the number of men she has to sleep with to get a thousand khaiii mimi afadhali nirudi ushago nikalime tondu what the hell????

@AbdulahiAdan10 Equality. What a man can do a woman can do better.

This is absolutely heartbreaking! Where are we heading to as a country? 🤔

@Stanley45438379 And why do kids play with mother's breasts but not father's testicles. 😁 Lighter note.

Why do women hide niiipple but show the whole breast out???

Hello @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC on mother's day no free calls, on father's day no free data. On Easter and good Friday no nothing. Will this safaricom ever appreciate her clients? Profit margin will never be enough.

@MutahiNgunyi I can't make out your statement since punctuation is in the wrong place.

Whom will you VOTE for in 2027 if you know for a FACT that your answer is WRONG. Use your HEART not HEAD. Head is WRONG. Heart is Right.

@MutahiNgunyi I can't make out your statement.

@Onkundi01 When a spouse spends sleepless nights trying to find out each and every transaction done by hus or her spouse this is the genesis of all problems...

Walimu wa JSS mnalipwa ngapi?

@impeculiar1b Hey. Follow me and I'll follow back.

@Amy_beke Kenyan men: Really? Mpona unanitankanya? Dont scare me. Just come to greet me..

“I’m on my period, can I come over?” Nigerian men: Nooo stay at home😂💔

@Amy_beke Kenyan men: Really? Mpona unanitankanya? Dont scare me. Just come to greet me.

@supuypweza ......and suddenly there was a knock at the door.

Kuna dem alinipeleka kwake, had recently moved in, but the boyfriend was always calling, so tukiwa foreplay time nataka kuanza kucheza na nipples boyfriend akacall tena, disappointed alieka flight mode na akasema si hata wewe unaeza lipa Nyumba kwani yeye ndio mwanaume solo.

@NelsonHavi SC, we grow in several aspects. If you pay my fee that doesn't take away your duty to build the church of God.

Look Kenyans, let us stop the problem identified by Karl Max as the opium of the masses. I cannot pay for your school fees to study law, and the first thing you demand is I renovate your Church. No! That cannot be a propriety when we do not have enough schools, hospitals, industries and roads. I am unapologetically sorry. I will not do that!

@KijanayaKabras And why are parties of same colour?

A man was caught having an affair with another man's pregnant wife. The man was a bit punished before he was brought out in broad daylight for public viewing. We chesaaa!

@NelsonHavi May be we revive the RBT

I am back and my first proposition is free or affordable public transport infrastructure in all Cities, starting with Nairobi as a model. We cannot continue surviving in this age, we must live decently and affordably.