Selfish Machine

Fun facts abt me I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I call my girlfriend mommy I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend

@Juggernaut_ATX @liftpilled Dih

@liftpilled The dih

The dictator has fallen

@Juggernaut_ATX Anti intellectualism is truly a disease

Just saw people saying that being an oil driller is harder then being an astronaut

@Juggernaut_ATX Sounds like you gotta go home early and play some PZ

I forgot my knee sleeves at home someone kill me

@boywife__ @Juggernaut_ATX We do👅

@Self_ishMachine @Juggernaut_ATX just kiss already

I love being a lifeguard

@Juggernaut_ATX I didn’t even know she posted this tbh

@Self_ishMachine She made him post this

I like my football how I like my wife…English

Thank god US got turbo shit on today they got the mandate of hell for cheating

“oi hughie, ya fookin done gone and turned into a bloody animated character”

@rinnyslug You NEED to start playing rocket league instead

@Juggernaut_ATX Homelander is GENUINELY a war women victim

middle of season 3 of the boys and its made me realize that homelander is just king bum in a universe of super bums. people having the gall to try and put him against omni man is just delusion. he gets negged by s4 oliver. maybe even s3

@rinnyslug Rip

If you don’t think joining the US military is basically as bad as joining the IDF and it doesn’t make you a terrorist you are genuinely cattle

Communist who thinks imperialism is bad but thinks joining the American military is a legitimate avenue out of poverty

we ALL did this at least once

@Juggernaut_ATX Right now twin, you made it

when do my tweets start getting more then 5 likes