Selimat

122 posts

Selimat

@Selimat15

Katılım Aralık 2017

28 Takip Edilen29 Takipçiler

Selimat@Selimat15·11 Şub

@Vinsmoke45 They said intelligent people tho

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·11 Şub

I don't struggle with love. I just removed it from my system.

ick@ick_real

why do intelligent people struggle with love?

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Selimat@Selimat15·27 Oca

@Vinsmoke45

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·27 Oca

My brain refuses to process rows or columns ever since I was born. I go to Google, "columns verses rows" Google: column are horizontal, rows are vertical. 😂😂😂 I don't know columns and rows, you think I know Horizontal vs Vertical?

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Selimat@Selimat15·27 Oca

@Vinsmoke45 How did your Google still manage to get rows and columns wrong?

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Selimat@Selimat15·10 Oca

@Vinsmoke45

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·10 Oca

@Selimat15 I beat people for less 😒😒 ...

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·9 Oca

We will equalize 2nd half then win penalties.

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·6 Oca

If the early bird gets the worm, then why do good things come to those who wait?

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Selimat@Selimat15·19 Ara

@Vinsmoke45

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·19 Ara

Im fully aware this is AI btw 😭😭😭😭

Leo@Vinsmoke45

I know its going to be disgustingly boring.. Ronaldo and Khabib? Lol

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varan🐊 2.0 🇨🇮@luca_varan·17 Ara

C'est méchant 😭😭

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Akosuah☆Tuntum 🥀🖤@Akosuah_T·13 Kas

“Biblical breakups” 😭😹😹

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Selimat@Selimat15·16 Kas

@Vinsmoke45 Here you go! Be safe out there

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·16 Kas

I enjoy this trend of women grinding to spoil their men. If you don't have a man to spoil, go visit my wishlist. 😃 amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls…

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Selimat@Selimat15·3 Kas

@Vinsmoke45

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·3 Kas

I'm tired of women using me cuz I'm funny and I have a good-looking face everyone just wants to sit on. There's more to me than just being a funny chair 😪😪

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Selimat@Selimat15·31 Eki

@Vinsmoke45 @unclewaffffles Delulu is the solulu

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·31 Eki

My friend just sent me a tiktok. Nakita Johnson is getting married?? My heart just fell in💔.. @unclewaffffles if you dare to get married. It'll not be funny. 😭😭😭

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Selimat@Selimat15·29 Eki

@Vinsmoke45

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·29 Eki

I now understand why some women frown when they see me.

Zucciyata💕@la_chuppinet

Immediately I see a very fine man I start frowning. I hate seeing things I can’t have

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Selimat@Selimat15·29 Eki

@Vinsmoke45

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·29 Eki

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew.?

Leo@Vinsmoke45

Wanna hear a joke? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Selimat@Selimat15·7 Eki

@Vinsmoke45 Shut it please

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·7 Eki

Most people like/tolerate Nigerians because they are wealthy/big spenders or, in my case, friends with 1 or 2 of them. Their social cue is down there with Jamaicans and Indians. How are you playing music, full volume, + chewing like a raccoon in an elevator?

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Bro Cooked@bro_cooked·5 Eki

Bro cooked her 😂☠️

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MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed·1 Eki

This is true. The older I get the more I see exactly this.

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·26 Eyl

The year I was born.

AMARA@Amy_beke

Which year destroyed your mental health most ?

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floo@301APT·25 Ağu

I can’t believe I have sch**l tomorrow

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Selimat@Selimat15·26 Ağu

@Vinsmoke45 Why do you have these links readily available

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Leo@Vinsmoke45·26 Ağu

If you are willing to spend $450 and expect something after, just go to leolist.cc or tryst.link You'll find what you are looking for. Half the price/hr

toxic king@toxicking

Driving home after spending $450 on a date and only got a hug

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