Joshua Crisp

Get hype for the War of Inheritance, my weekly D&D stream! Watch it on YouTube: m.youtube.com/channel/UCNsxq… Watch it live on Twitch: twitch.tv/SellPenGM and keep rolling them dice ;)

@TimClarePoet Dragonstorm. You need: 4 Rite of Flame 1 Mountain 1 Dragonstorm. Play mountain. Tap mountain for red mana. Play all your rites of flame. You now have NINE mana turn one. Dragonstorm. Summon four Hellkites from your deck. Do 20 damage. Your opponent doesn't get a SINGLE turn.

Nerds of Twitter - I need your help! In card games like Magic, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokémon etc, what are the jank decks of legend? Ones that attempted absurd win conditions? That exploited some edge rule in a ridiculous, unintended way? The impossibly elaborate? The fiendishly ingenious?

The Saga of the European King Chapter 35 - Axe Axewound, the King's Best Friend Starring @SellPen, @TheLadyAmelia, @teromemcnally. Music by @NicodemusRex and @johnisthemusic and @computosermusic SFX: @freesounddev #audiodrama thesagaoftheeuropeanking.libsyn.com/chapter-35-axe…

And here it is, a new 100 Words of Astounding Beauty. This time we are writing homages to homages to quick drafts inspired by a sound and then tracing the strange path inspiration takes through that. Featuring @TheLadyAmelia, @SellPen, Claudia & Paul 100wordsofastoundingbeauty.libsyn.com/s01e09-homages…

@RedBAudio @TheLadyAmelia And it's a good 'un :)

A new 100 Words of Astounding Beauty to shield you against the depredations of the new year, featuring @TheLadyAmelia, @SellPen, @BrasingtonElla and @HiuWaiLee1 Who is the Simon Cowell of trees? What happens when you eat your daemon? 100wordsofastoundingbeauty.libsyn.com/s01e08-madeira…

@Beardynoise Erotic Haiku

@charlie_en Me too! And it works extremely well over zoom.

I am, at least in part, responsible for this.

@Beardynoise @FuzzyFreaks @HxOvAx @gshowitt Love his tattoo, and arms ARE hard, but he's a good orc. He'll orc that ball good.

We're doing Orcball on Fuzzy Dice in 2 weeks and I'm inordinately pleased with how my Orc has turned out so far (traced the pose because arms r hard, yo)

@ItemLevel1 Thanks for respondeeing

Who's excited to learn about metres? Iamb.

I just wrote another 5th Edition L5R technique guide, this time for the versatile and powerful Shuji! If you're playing L5R, check it out! #FFG #L5R #L5R5E sellpengm.wordpress.com/2020/10/10/sel…

The Algorithm sellpenblog.wordpress.com/2020/10/03/the…

Our new show now has a feed! Featuring @CrosbieTweets, @ClaudiaTreacher, @SellPen and @mcnallypm

I just wrote a strategy guide for Shugenja in the L5R 5th Edition Roleplaying Game. If that's not complete gobbledygook to you, check it out! sellpengm.wordpress.com/2020/09/22/sel…

@TheLadyAmelia @Beardynoise ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nk…

@gshowitt @Beardynoise It's everything I didn't know I needed

My good friend @Beardynoise said that I should rank all of the creatures in the Monster Manual by sex appeal. Well, I've done that. THREAD:

More jackbox games with friends. Turns out you can make your own questions. @teromemcnally @TheLadyAmelia

@pandansoda This is really cool

Don't you ever just wanna go apeshit?

Memes are thought germs. So, washing your hands is like repeatedly clearing your browser history.