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How I know that Hallmark movie writers don’t have kids: “I’m just happy my teenager hasn’t rolled his eyes at me in three days.” …Never. Happened.

@AdventureCarrie Congratulations!

Something exciting is about to happen on August 15th! campusone80.com/carrie-starr/

@JaimeHuntIMC Hiring

@jpa0325 Olivia Metcalfe - Upstate NY Nazarene DS

Looking for a recommendation of a woman who has experience with church board/leadership management and church conflict resolution?

@jpa0325 I can forgive this if you’ve only had Yankee pecan pie. First indication, did the person making the pie call it pea-con or pea-CAN?

Pecans are the must underrated nut. Pecan pie is the most overrated pie. Here I stand.

@NicGunning But how many syllables does it have?

Salted caramel is the best caramel.

@jpa0325 Yes.

Did the pilgrims have a 0 inbox before they could have their Thanksgiving meal and watch the football games?

Today, Houghton elevates its commitment to making a Christ-centered university education even more affordable with the Founder’s Promise Scholarship, which increases a Pell-eligible student’s financial award to equal the cost of tuition. We want you here! bit.ly/3O71t56

@JBsTwoCents For the grandparents who don’t like technology, Postagrams. sincerely.com/postagram

What are ways to include out-of-state grandparents in the life of a newborn? Thinking of my husband's mom in particular. I'm not sure if it's Marco Polo videos or weekly Facetimes with a baby who won't know better etc?

@SemMarketer It’s not a race. Keep watching.

I dare you to watch this for less than 45 minutes.

@jpa0325 Could have been thinking of a different base… perhaps BASE jumping?

Lots of people “touching bases” this morning before the weekend. Do I look like a baseball diamond?

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@jpa0325 Can I name it Bob?

We can’t change what we can’t name - AJ Sherill

#FEARLESS #GoHighlanders

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“Yours for fixing up the world” - Willard J. Houghton Congratulations to the Class of 2022 as you finish strong and start your next adventure. Keep shining. The world needs your light! #Classof2022 #FEARLESS #GoHighlanders

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@NicGunning You’ve gone too far, Nic! We can’t let this continue…

On a recent rewatch I learned that maybe I like Phantom Menace now?