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1. Joke /noun/ : something said or done to provoke laughter 2. Humor /noun/ : the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech. 3. Sarcasm /noun/ : the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. Some of y’all need to brush up on your skills🤐

“My heart, my pulse, my moon, I love you”

“Verily with every hardship comes ease..." (94:5-6)

@ninafeelz American?? We don't even know the people we hate for no reason well anymore🤦🏽‍♀️

lmfaooo did he punch your dog or something?? this is next level hatred of someone who doesn’t even know you exist😭 like I’m not even this deep into my beef with glen powell and that’s saying a lot

@missmommy990106 Beautiful view. Enjoy❤️

@ninafeelz My God, This woman’s ignorance knows no bounds.

can you imagine the hell on earth that would have been on unleashed if instead of Iran that has said Israel?? Amy Schumer is not only uneducated and stupid, she is fucking dangerous and deranged. what exactly is she insinuating here?? and why was she allowed to post this??

@MarieKey_Fic You should have written our PR release

@SemutiRJ99 A conscious uncoupling 😝

I think it's time that after almost 20 years of on and off relationship, my ‘diet plan’ and I announce our separation for good.

They are calling y’all dumb to your face, and y'all are accepting it with pride.

Istg if that man sends another email asking for a donation or a vote for him

@ellavocadoes Not you blaming yourself😂😂 they shouldn't have done a season in this city at all. The people are a mess and a half

@SemutiRJ99 girl I’m sorry to have recommended you to watch this😂 which I could take back these hours lost. Such an infuriating cast

Such a waste of a season. Props to Aaliyah, Johnie and Taylor. The rest can 🚮🗑️🥱 #LoveIsBlind

@nosyone4 😂😂😂

@SemutiRJ99 My bad I meant to say geology lmfao

For a person who says they know math Milton, you are awfully bad at connecting stuff. If Uche telling you something about your future wife broke your boundaries, Lydia telling Aaliyah things about Uche, broke her boundaries. What's not clicking Mathwiz? #LoveIsBlindS5

@nosyone4 The thing is, his Math was wack too. So, he doesn't even have that.

@SemutiRJ99 he’s not smart. Just knowledgeable about math…

@ninafeelz True

@SemutiRJ99 not even that can help them now I’m afraid

lmfaooooo

IYKYK

@notcapnamerica She said “I record everything” with confidence. Of course, your child is throwing fits, ma’am, you spend all your day on the phone. If this is how she acts every day, how would the Child get the mom’s attention without stomping?

Not she called the cops on her 5 year old daughter 🥴

@chinggayski Giving flowers to someone you admire without degrading someone else is a lost art.

What happened to authors knowing the content of their books? Let's go back to that time, please, because not knowing what you wrote about is embarrassing.