Jensen

if you are over 20 and watching stuff like this I feel sorry for you

"We found him in the valley, just outside the castle walls."

@Helldivers_NOW holy fuck it is goddamn

BREAKING: Joe Rogan says that he wants nothing to do with MAGA because it’s become a movement of dorks and weirdos

@pearlcardii may he aint shit!

For 1 million$ you have to Defeat your birth month character? Who’s that?

@JoroJrn my old man. if he were still with us. Mum's making breakfast one mornin. im playing tf2. he walked in with a big smile. as im doing trade ups for another weapon skin. his presense blessed me with a factory new purple range. still have it! ion think ill ever sell it.

Who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced?

@AymDei23 @Rothmus awh man :( least the dubba barrel remains loyal i hope least for mfs in the mountains. or dad's when meeting their daughter's bf. or for the wife when hubby comes home with lipstick marks

@SenJen03 @Rothmus It's heavy as fuck, the gas system is shit, and reloading is awkward as you gotta flip the whole thing to be able to press the carrier latch button.

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asked her “who pussy is this” and she told me to just stfu #sorry #ForgotIWasASideNigga #HeDidItAgainHuh

Niggas ubering home after fսckіոg a fat bitch

This guy made an aircraft carrier with stunning precision 📹Perdanajulius

@King_Sukunaaa they just be givin badges to fat boys huh

Cops tried to arrest the Terminator 😭

@greatestbkfacts all this for one goy btw