Not Ron Johnson

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Not Ron Johnson

Not Ron Johnson

@SenRonJohnsonWI

Holy sh*t, what have I gotten myself into? (Parody)

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Why do women need contraception anyway? So they'll have to stand a little farther away from the stove while pregnant. So what?
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Any recs on where I can find a winter coat large enough to accommodate all of the firearms I will now be carrying? Don't say Lands' End.
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I'm back from extended Palm Beach vacation. I bet you think I forgot about you, Wisconsin!
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I'm going woodcock hunting this weekend.
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HAPPY CONSTITUTION DAY EVERYBODY! I read that magnificent doc 4 the 3rd time this a.m. Not the whole thing, just the part on fed pwr. (YUCK)
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The only good thing about Wisconsin in the fall is the abundance of corn mazes. That shit's everywhere!
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I'm so busy these days I might have to hire some staff, at least to update my Twitter.
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In Madison doing shots w/ Sen. Hopper and his mistress. Poor guy.
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Something bad about the debt limit increase.
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Sorry I haven't tweeted lately. Have been trying to find out who the hell Victoria Norse is. No luck so far.
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This debt limit pressure is giving me gray hair. Taking a personal day tomorrow.
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Sitting in Senate chamber shooting spitballs at the debt ceiling
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There's nothing like sucking a shot of cheap whiskey out of a fat WI chick's belly button
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Being in session this week rly chapped my ass. Sen Paul and I are going 2 have 2 take double the body shots this weekend 2 make up for it.
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WHO THE $@%* GAVE THE JOURNAL SENTINEL MY CELL PHONE #??????
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Held up Senate business today to make up for not doing anything at all over the last 6 months.
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At a piano bar in Milwaukee.........I am absolutely shitcanned right now
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Watching Lord of the Rings
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