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@SlimeNotSoShady @DakdaR22 That’s trump exactly. A perennial loser. Even when he lost in 2020, it had to be rigged.

@SenateTim @DakdaR22 I assume the more you lose the hungrier you are for a win.

"Russia is considering replacing Putin" - Garry Kasparov Many representatives of the Russian elite and ordinary Russians are beginning to realize that Putin cannot win the war." "And when a dictator starts a war that he cannot win, according to historical laws, he begins to have big problems," Kasparov added.

@SlimeNotSoShady @DakdaR22 They couldn’t even beat Afghanistan. In 10 years.

@DakdaR22 But their problem wasn’t the war itself, but that they couldn’t win it. That is the real problem with russia.

@altynkyn @DakdaR22 Gary is infinitely smarter than you. And he knows what’s happening in Russia. You must be a Russian bot.

@DakdaR22 Kasprov won something in chess 100 years ago and is being promoted and glorified forever. I do not want to see his nasty ugly face. It is high time to forever promote and glorify Kazakh World chess champions. And forget ancient ruzzian chess champions.

@DakdaR22 A window 10 stories up will suffice.

@theliamnissan @X You're 1000% right. Here's the proof. Grok admitted it. x.com/MAGACult2/stat…

I posted the exact same thing on BlueSky a min ago and it has twice the likes with half the followers (and remember I insulted their favorite platform). This is just more proof that most left of center accounts are deboosted and shadowbanned on Elon's hell site. Fix that shit now

BlueSky might be a left wing echo chamber but at least all 280,000 of my followers over there have a chance to see my tweets. @X is just Elon's little play thing where he posts cryptofascist frat boy drivel to his army of incels. Too bad the incels are finally turning on Trump.

This is MASSIVE 🔥 🇪🇸 Spain, under Pedro Sánchez, declares that EU has agreed its decision to sanctions Israel. 🔥 🇧🇪 Belgium agreed to Sanctions 🇮🇪 Ireland agreed to Sanctions 🇫🇷 France agreed to Sanctions 🇸🇮 Slovenia agreed to Sanctions These countries got their spine thanks to Spain’s leader, Pedro Sánchez. What a courageous leader Spain has got 🔥🫡

Russia’s budget is bleeding out! 💸 A 6 trillion ruble deficit already—1.5 times worse than their worst prediction for all of 2026! In just 4 months, they’ve burned more than planned for the entire year. 😱 It’s 60% bigger than what’s left in their so-called “National Wealth Fund.” Russians feel it—they withdraw cash, they condemn Putin, and even VPNs bypass internet shutdowns. Subscribe to witness Putin’s collapse—and what happens to Russia next. #RussiaIsCollapsing #MakeRussiaSmallAgain #StandWithUkraine #RussiaEconomy #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦

When Mamdani took office NYC had a $12 billion deficit. It is now $0. In 131 days.

I am the Head of Product at Trump Mobile. There is no product. I have the best job in America. 590,000 people paid $100 each to preorder a gold phone that does not exist. That is $59 million. My KPI is deposit velocity. I have a whiteboard in my office that says DEPOSIT VELOCITY. There is nothing else on the whiteboard. We announced the phone June 2025. Gold case. American flag on the back. "Made in the USA." Ship date: August. I moved it to November. Then December. Then Q1 2026. Then mid-March. Each time I sent 590,000 people an email that said "exciting update." The exciting update was that the phone still did not exist. In April I deleted the ship date from the website entirely. I got a standing ovation on the all-hands. That was our most successful product milestone. The phone is a $499 gold Android. 50MP camera. 6.78-inch display. Fingerprint sensor. I have never held one. Nobody on earth has held one. We got the T1 certified for network compatibility in March. We celebrated like we'd shipped. We did not ship. We certified the concept of a phone. The network said: if this thing existed, it could connect. We called that a breakthrough. On April 6th I updated the terms and conditions. "A preorder deposit does not guarantee that a Device will be produced or made available for purchase." Trump Mobile does not guarantee regulatory approval. Does not guarantee production. Does not guarantee delivery. Does not guarantee the phone will exist. The deposit is non-transferable and carries no independent cash value. I have the printout framed in my office next to the whiteboard. That is the only thing we have shipped on schedule.  "Made in the USA" lasted three months. Became "American-proud design." Then "designed with American values in mind." We manufacture overseas. Final assembly of 10 components happens in Miami. We counted putting the flag sticker on the back as one of the 10. While 590,000 people wait for their gold phone, we are currently selling refurbished iPhones. Made in China. With a Trump logo on the box. For $47.45 a month on T-Mobile's network. We are reselling another company's network at a patriotic markup. The plan is called the 47 Plan. The 47 is the only original thing about it. An intern asked me last month when we are going to build the phone. I promoted her to VP of Customer Expectations. Senator Warren wrote the FTC in January. I am not worried. We will have launched the next product before they finish reading the letter. That is always the math. I know the math because I have been watching it evolve for years. Trump University promised education. Delivered weekend seminars in hotel conference rooms. 5,000 students. Settled for $25 million. That was version 1.0. You had to rent the room. You had to print the binder. You had to hire the speaker. You had to settle. Three entire obligations. $TRUMP memecoin. No education. No binder. No room. Peaked at $75. Now $2.80. Down 96%. 1 billion tokens minted. 80% went to the team. 45 wallets gained $1.2 billion on launch night while everyone else watched their screens. For every dollar insiders made, retail lost twenty. That was version 2.0. You did not have to build anything. You did not have to hire anyone. You just had to press mint. Two obligations eliminated. $MELANIA. Same model. Launched 48 hours later on the same audience. Down 99%. 24 wallets bought $2.6 million worth exactly 2.5 minutes before the First Lady's announcement. One wallet turned $681,000 into $39 million in 24 hours. The team controls 92% of supply. Her launch crashed her husband's token by 50% in the same hour. That was version 2.1. A patch, not a release. You did not even need a new customer base. You could cannibalize the last one. WLFI. World Liberty Financial. The President's crypto project. Took $500 million from 600,000 wallets. Tokens locked. Cannot sell. Cannot transfer. Cannot leave. Team holds 73% of supply and votes to unlock itself. The project's advisor borrowed $75 million on a lending platform he co-founded. Using investor tokens as collateral. On a protocol where the project is 82.7% of total value locked. Other depositors could not withdraw. The President's family takes 75 cents of every dollar. That was version 3.0. You did not have to deliver anything. You did not have to pretend anything would go up. You just had to lock the door and keep the key. One obligation remaining: the smart contract. Trump Mobile is version 4.0. I did not have to mint a token. Did not have to write a smart contract. Did not have to lock a single wallet. Did not have to build a lending platform or freeze a billionaire or rig a governance vote. I put a flag on a gold rectangle that does not exist, opened a deposit page, collected $59 million from 590,000 Americans, and then updated the terms to say the deposit does not guarantee the rectangle will ever be real. The version history, in case you are keeping score: 1.0 — Had to rent a room. Had to settle. 2.0 — Had to mint. Didn't have to build. 2.1 — Didn't even need new customers. 3.0 — Didn't have to deliver. They couldn't leave. 4.0 — Didn't have to promise. They paid for the flag. Each version removes one obligation. University had three. We are down to zero. My product roadmap is one slide. It says DEPOSITS. Version 5.0 will not need the webpage. The phone was never the product. The deposit was always the product. The flag was the conversion funnel. The name was the close. The terms update was the only deliverable. "Made in the USA" was the positioning until it wasn't and then "American values" was the positioning until that stops working and then we will find new words that mean nothing and those will work too because the words were never the product either. I am the Head of Product at Trump Mobile. I have never made a phone. I have made $59 million. The product is the transaction. Delivery is a legacy feature from version 1.0 and we deprecated it three versions ago.

@atrupar @doeseydotes The trump administration is littered with unqualified dunces. @SecretaryTurner is one. So is @FBIDirectorKash

"It's your job to know that" -- Rep. DeLauro seems to understand that HUD Secretary Scott Turner (who reads from notecards when doing TV hits) is in *way* over his head and asks him a series of factual questions about HUD programs, which of course he can't answer

CORRUPT AF: Two decades of landmark rulings emerged from a chamber whose senior member sat on millions in undisclosed household income from the firms arguing in front of him 👇 "Every trial judge in California, Texas, Florida, and the rest of the country runs a recusal screen before sitting on a case. They check stock holdings, spousal law firms, employer ties for kids, charity board memberships, and family business interests. The standard is so basic, judges teach it in first year ethics courses. The same rule applies to the Chief Justice. The man enforcing the rule on others apparently exempted himself for two decades. Citizens United, decided five to four. Shelby County v. Holder, gutting the Voting Rights Act, decided five to four. Dobbs, ending the federal right to abortion, decided five to four on overturning Roe. Loper Bright, killing forty years of Chevron deference, decided six to three. Two decades of landmark rulings emerged from a chamber whose senior member sat on millions in undisclosed household income from the firms arguing in front of him. Your kids’ rights, your grandkids’ freedoms, your democracy itself, were shaped inside a chamber where the rule keeping judges honest apparently did not apply to the man holding the gavel." Read more here: bit.ly/4tP6Zgl #ResistTrump

This angry outburst when asked about having a drinking problem is exactly what we would expect from someone who has a drinking problem. Kash Patel needs to be fired immediately.

Trump’s new nickname: Rat Bag.

I asked @POTUS how the rising price of his ballroom (nearly x2 original estimate) and reflecting pool makeover (x7 original estimate) are any different than why he wanted to remove Fed Chair Jerome Powell for 30% cost overruns. Here’s his response:

We are so screwed.

BREAKING: 🚨 When Mayor Mamdani took office, NYC had a $12 billion deficit. It is now $0.