Clarissa Seneca

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar . . . an empty jar

Honesty, trust, respect and communication are the most important factors in any kind of relationship.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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Never be upset that it didn't work out, be glad that you learned something to make you better for the next time.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

You know you love someone when you save their texts and re-read them when no one is watching.

Having faith means you trust that God knows best for your life.

If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

2016 Spring - Bridal Fashion Week (y) fashion-glitter.com/spring-bride-b…

What if, on the first day of creation, God had goofed and said 'Let there be Heat?'

Being with you > anything.

�Don�t date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl that makes your world the most beautiful.�

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

When a girl is silent, She's either about to blow up , needs a hug, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above..

How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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My Lawyer can beat your Lawyer!

Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.