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@maxtuxstudios can you add a couple of levels above dragon?? Maybe one at 30k and one at 40k?? Please! 😲🦔

@BeakBristol @jetfury I am one of The Original 12. Great gig, thanks. Will you go and get a half decent drummer now?

@jetfury I am one of The Original 12. Great gig, thanks. Will they go and get a half decent drummer now?

@comedylopez To be honest his Spanish beer was probably brewed in the UK, probably by foreign people

Doesn’t want Spanish people in the country, but happy to drink the beer? What a plumb. 😂

Had a horrible experience on way to a gig tonight; complete opposite to the usual experience I’ve had in Yorkshire and North of England previously. I got the train from Leeds, almost all the seats taken (so far so normal)…

@MasterChefUK @BBCiPlayer @JohnTorode1 @GreggAWallace Just as it seems they’ve made it easy to watch when you’re ready, they go and mess around with the scheduling yet again. Why can’t you just put them all out on @BBCiPlayer every Monday and 6:30pm??

#MasterChefUK Series 20 continues! You have the choice of watching each episode as it goes out on BBC One, or streaming all of this week's episodes on @bbciplayer from Tuesday morning 🗓 @JohnTorode1 @GreggAWallace

@LoneLadyHQ @underworldlive Saw them in Edinburgh, on my own, completely sober. One of the greatest nights in recent history (your good self in Leeds very much in the mix)

A sonic battering of love; Dark Train, Two Months Off, Rez, Red, King Of Snake, Born Slippy, to name a few.. danced madly in my own happy bubble at the back of the cavernous hall. There's nobody like @underworldlive.. they give me optimism and joy. 💛

@Indierock_Paris Apparently so, ‘1963’ it is then! Plus ‘All The Way’, ‘Every Little Counts’ and ‘This Time Of Night’

@Indierock_Paris B sides allowed??

Hey New Order fans, a question for you : what's your favourite New Order "underrated" track ? I'd like to make a poll with the best answers. You can pick several ones, only one rule : can't be a single (and "Dreams Never End" & "Age of Consent" don't count of course)

@modsoftoday I’ll pop a vote in for ‘Making Flippy Floppy’

Best song by Talking Heads?

@JamesOHaraAgain instagram.com/albertas.food?…

Just the 460 mile round trip 👌 Where should I eat in Brighton as a treat? Also - good cask ale spots?

@roisinmurphy That was awesome Róisín. And the wife bought me a dirty Toon Kebab afterwards. Happy valentines! 🥰💕💙💜💞

Newcastle thank you so much for yesterday! You were a great sparring partner 🩷

@O2CityHall have you got support and set times for Roisin Wednesday night please?

@JamesOHaraAgain All sorts of lovely things. I’m involved with an importer of fine continental brews. Be good to chat?

@SeniorSeniority What ya thinking?

I ❤️ pubs So we’re resurrecting one from Sheffield past.

@robertpopper Got well excited when it said ‘new series coming soon’, then it dawned on me….

FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER is now on netflix. Just a shame the show description was written by an early model of AI but hey ho…

@RutlandArmsChef A very hard act to follow. Good luck in whatever the future holds!

In February I’ll be saying goodbye to this funny little box that’s been a weird and sometimes wonderful home for over a decade. I don’t know where I. Going or what I’m doing, but after just scraping my way through Christmas mentally and physically, I’ve given everything I’ve got.

@MooseAllain I can’t cook aubergine without singing ‘Auberge’ by Chris Rea

I CANNOT see kombucha without singing it to the tune of Kate Bush’s ‘Babooshka’.

@misslarrydavid_ The Inbred Arms

@BladeWarny @The_Bladesman Erm, Great Uncle Warnock?

I still love the man and agree that a change is needed in the dugout but no other Premier League club would even have Chris Wilder on their shortlist. Purely sentimental reasons and not how a Premier League club should be run. I hope whatever contract we are giving him is only until the end of the season. #twitterblades #sufc

@Lord_Sugar “Why did Oli McBurnie get two yellows for doing exactly what I’ve done today and yet I’ve got away with it??”

Can you come up with a caption for this.