Senior Trounce

@RossTuckerNFL My peewee team did Oklahoma drills this young and we all turned out fine ... at least I think we did I can’t really remember things anymore

Somebody tag George Pickens on this

@alon_mizrahi @arminkay4 Maybe sit this one out…

Because it forbids pedophilia

@Mericamemed @Doritos @Doritos

Hey @Doritos you should build them a house.

@BombasticLyn Imagine this scene being in Toy Story

Fearless🔝

@GavinNewsom This is worse than Biden saying poor kids are just as smart as white kids

You didn’t give a shit about the President of the United States of America posting an ape video of President Obama or calling African nations shitholes — but you’re going to call me racist for talking about my lifelong struggle with dyslexia? Spare me your fake fucking outrage, Sean.

Despite only winning a silver medal, Connor McDavid almost had as many points as the Hughes brothers combined for the Winter Olympics. McDavid also took home MVP honors for the tournament for his 13 points in six games 👏

@JDBunkis Extreme cope

Honestly if you’re an American celebrating that win you’re a casual who doesn’t know puck. Totally fine, grow the game.

@SleeperNFL @RamsTapes @SleeperSaints @PortersBurgh @SleeperSeahawks Easily 41

All in their prime, who gets cut

@prinkasusa Deal

if abortion is ILLEGAL, men abandoning their pregnant partners should be ILLEGAL too. if women can’t opt out of PREGNANCY, then men shouldn’t be able to opt out of FATHERHOOD either

I prayed for motivation and God sent the penguin edits 🙏

@TheMaineWonk Men can’t get pregnant

Tell me where you stand politically without telling me where you stand politically. I’ll start: I can read & comprehend above 6th grade level.

@Geniustechw What’s he talking about

“Men are TERRIFIED right now…” 🤡 What do you actually want to tell her?

@akafaceUS They need to average their faces and personalities

POV: "millennial couples sharing how they met."

@DariusBearVT Lmao yall were pissing them off

This is probably the greatest mystery of my childhood One day my mom and dad told my sister and I to come to the garage, they said they had a surprise I must have been like 5 or 6? I was really excited thinking it would be a present or something We went to the garage and they told us to close our eyes, which we did Then they just…threw pies in our faces They’re genuinely not overly silly people, dad a bit stern, mom a bit animated, but they just threw pies in our faces They burst out laughing and my mom took a picture, but then came the weird part They just…never talked about it again? They’d say “don’t be so dramatic” and change the topic, we’ve never gotten a straight answer from them, no rhyme or reason For the longest time I thought I dreamt it or saw it on TV until I was going through family photos and finally found it Confronted my mom, same old story “don’t be so dramatic” I don’t think I’ll ever get an answer but I’ll think about it occasionally for the rest of my life

@omgitsbirdman He hadn’t lost yet ..

how come stroud and caleb didnt get one of these? x.com/NFL/status/201…

@harryjsisson What point in the chart did Joe take over @harryjsisson ?

I love when Republicans post this graph because it proves they don’t know how to read and that Joe Biden was really good at being president

@gorilla_rape Trust me bro

@BarryRoland19 @OutlawsPoetic Take them with you

@OutlawsPoetic I have a 9 month old and 3 year old though…

Don't understand people who claim to walk 20k steps a day. Occasionally, on the weekends, when I tell my wife "let's go on a long walk", and we walk all day, and I look at my phone after hours and hours of walking, I'm at like 16,230 max. Is everyone just a liar?

@Garnet_2203 You were cool w Nike’s Chinese child slave labor but this is where you draw the line lol

I trusted Nike for every long run. But Nike Founder Phil Knight just made record breaking donations to Republican. That’s where I draw the line. New miles. New brand.

@DunderMifflinAS I marked her arm

Prove you watched The Office with one sentence.