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Saw an interesting "innovation" this morning, The 1.5 meter long "Child Anti-lost[sic] security strap". I have one of those for my dog, the Vet calls it a "leash".

A Quick recap for anyone waking up from a coma today: 1. The Earth is not flat 2. The moon landings were not faked 3. Vaccines do not cause autism 4. The "Alternative" to medicine is sickness. Or death. 5. Evolution is totally legit #Discuss

Dear Facebook, you're not making the compelling case you think you're making.

Ja, asseblief, pretend you're alive, even if only for a second!

Aspiring Golfer: "I like going to the driving range, but I can't hit the ball very far" Me: "Oh, which club are you using?" AG: "My dad's" Me: ...

Is it just me, or does your proof-reading ability approve by orders of magnitude after hitting "send"?

Thank you so much for the opportunity. It's important to bring these matters to light so we can start working on fixing them.

Proud of you @Sylw22 - #DFTBA twitter.com/Columinate/sta…

#OH in another office "It's a difficult client, so get used to dropping the soap..."

Drawback of being an FB page admin: Post a post to FB Get a Like Email from FB 5 seconds later: "You have a high performing post, consider boosting it" :-|

Adulthood is like the Vet, and we're all just dogs excited for the car ride, until we realised where we're going.

Indeed, it's time for the Easter Decorations. twitter.com/wendyknowler/s…

Want to start a GoFundMe to get @perlmutations to record every word in the English dictionary. We have to save that voice for future generations.

Darth Vader kills Dumbledore! #NotAStarWarsSpoiler

Leia was Keyser Söze this whole time! #NotAStarWarsSpoiler

The Rebels escape through a tunnel behind a Rita Hayworth poster #NotAStarWarsSpoiler

BB8 is the last horcrux! #NotAStarWarsSpoiler

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time #NotAStarWarsSpoiler

"Oh wow, I have to have sex with that guy revving his engine, spinning his tyres as he pulls away from the intersection!" ~No girl ever. (Thanks @afrust)