Tiny Shaq

Am I original? Yeah Am I the only one? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Is my neediness straining our relationship? Yeah Backstreets back, alright!

(Tim Burton walks into a flooring store) Salesman: hello, welcome to— (Tims already speedwalking away towards the checkered tile section)

ME (externally): talks to my Uber driver for a minute ME (internally): wow this is a really big step for me

-"Is it because I'm ugly?" -"Yeah, it is" honestly, this video had me screaming.

Little known fact : The Loch Ness Monster was present for the birth of Jesus

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All of these map colors are confusing but one thing is for sure: Clinton is winning the ocean

You've had a bad day, America. Maybe this will cheer you up

ok what do we do to get young progressive millennial socialists into local office and state politics who aren't mostly straight white guys

It's your cousin, Marvin Berry! You know that new sound you're looking for? Listen to this! *belches alphabet* Marvin quit calling me

If you read the entire dictionary technically you've read every book but out of order.

We're here on Earth to connect with a fateful few and if I can't be one of yours you won't be one of mine.

Hillary has demonstrated, for the first time in presidential history, the female mastery of how to get an alpha male to destroy himself.

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