SenseiSays

Sensei is here. Your excuses are no longer valid.

This is @nikitabier’s reply to @TheJoeySwoll when his monetization was paused for adult content policy violation. He says “our adult content model is dumb sometimes” which means it’s an automated system that can make mistakes. But the official email 𝕏 sends you when you get permanently paused says “Our team.” 💀 At @nikitabier please reinstate mine let me keep publishing my articles. 🙏🏿

@nikitabier and @elonmusk, I thought you guys wanted articles and high quality content on this platform, because right when I started publishing articles my monetization got permanently paused. Please fix it. This exasperating

Why do you want to pass the exams when you can just pass away.

@MADEINGHANA93 me 😂😂

Who remembers this😂😂?

@beyoumf Yeah

A lot of people seem attractive until you see the way they think

@MADEINGHANA93 @stepper_7 😂😂

@stepper_7 U Dey write ooo

Second part coming tomorrow. Thanks to everyone who read this one.

Life is like a door, you pass through the window and eat bread, but onions can never become a chair even if antelope drives radio.

He who skips the gym once has not failed. He who skips twice has found a new lifestyle.

The warrior who sets 6 alarms has already accepted that none of them will work.

@MADEINGHANA93 You will get paid today.

Tomorrow is x pay day Below again 😂😂😂

@stepper_7 sensei doesn’t sleep

Are you guys asleep?

It’s better to poop in the sink than to sink in the poop.

A man who is always early is either very organized or has nothing to go home to. Nobody asks.

He who says ‘I will start on Monday’ has been saying it since 476AD.

Monday comes every week without fail. It has never missed. Respect your enemy.

Opportunity knocks once. Debt has a spare key.