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I love fighting against ragebaiters, troll, and wrongly minded Twitter users cause the satisfaction of seeing them go down into using one word to argue is funny. If u take more than 24 hrs to respond that mean I automatically won 🏆

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@kiwi_trans Can’t wait to see how this backfires badly

Trans people DO NOT have to tell you they're trans unless the have romantic intentions with you.. That means if you, as a straight man ask me out on a date, I'm not obliged to tell you until AFTER the date when l've decided if have romantic interest in you or not

@tabi_fit Outside??

guess where I went :3 🩶

@Alt_DostyaAK @PKPrincess45 Maybe 7?

@PKPrincess45 Aw man, she's 5? I thought she was 6 :/

They really aren't being subtle about the fact that Akikawa is a kid, aren't they? Why the FUCK is a kid in charge of AN ACADEMY??

@SpenLC Was that an excuse?

All the hackers pushing this map today 😭

@worldranking_ Skill issue

@FlutterAddict @gamebot991 I feel guts/speed deck works well too

@gamebot991 Maybe not optimal but it's become my preferred layout if running a non speed bonus horse

running 3 speed isn't optimal but damn does it feel good to see this

@lilsayonix3 It makes me sick

How can people not like sea food? If you don’t like sea food… should I press my thumbs into your eyes, God of War style?

@Lower_draws Why do i understand mayano when i don’t pursue relationships?

"That's the spirit!"

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@lilsayonix3 @Storyteller_x3 Wait Ms??

@Storyteller_x3 Alright, that’s it, THAT’S IT! You’re crossing the line here, Ms. Storyteller!

Stop scrolling through your feed so fast! You’re making me dizzy!

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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shittt 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

@phactsss @avataryaya_ If u were good and made it look like u know what ur doing even with “high ping” cool, but if u genuinely suck ass like bro u need help. So put the ego away and help ur team instead of being an asshole

@avataryaya_ Might be a hot take but I wouldn’t have switched either. Idc how good you are blasting someone stats so they switch after y’all won a round is weird to me. Seems like he just wanted people to know he carried. And what if the next round is better? Just my take

kingsman went live and just made more than 3K in literally 5 minutes of the stream. I still have faith in the world

@Raindropsmedia1 Bro he’s saying she keeps doing this, being drunk , and offering probably his furniture to her sister. Yeah bruh like imma be sorry for the cat but I will be at my limit if someone did this to me too

Woman says she’s exposing her boyfriend for being heartless and insensitive because he won’t let her give a homeless stray cat a place to stay at his house, amid their ongoing toxic relationship that’s coming to an end. Thoughts? 🤔🐈 🏠

@MemeNonLibs Didnt they say they wanted a men that can read their thoughts? Why she so mad when she got what they asked for?

“I Bet You’re On Anxiety Meds. And I was like Yea!” -Liberal white woman very upset that her date was able to read her like a book Why is she calling out the man instead of looking inward at herself? 🤔✨🌈

@umamusume_eng I think these are good enough

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@7heBigJ I think ppl dislike it cause it didn’t had an “proper” ending compared to the original game

Without any spoilers, why do people not like Exit Music for DDLC? Thinking about trying some mods but this one is like both really popular yet really disliked🤔

Nicolas Maduro on board the USS Iwo Jima.

@PlayyBox I think it went alright

How were your summons?