Cosette

Head empty. No thoughts....except for the life sized cardboard cut out of Steve Buscemi that is on my Amazon wishlist waiting to be purchased 👁👄👁

Y’all saw Tyson’s ass too right?

Who else is watching the fight rn??

Italian nonna identifying types of bread just by their sound is next level

The #MetGala is reminding me of Panem and I’m high key here for it #MetGala2024

Haters will say it's photoshopped. #MetGala

joey on the boat with maria #TheBachelor

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

Santa tracker said I was ovulating???

I think the kids who’s backyard faces mine are British

TodayTix healed me by the throat and told me to do that to increase my odds of winning and said if I don’t share on social media they will kidnap my family…I better win DAWG

I entered the Danny and the Deep Blue Sea Lottery for $20 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/3260…

I think my Italian-ness scared the masses

Does #target sell fame and fortune? Cuz I need sum of that right now crazy🥲

I would make full PORN in the hunger games arena if that means I can get sponsors 🤷🏼‍♀️ gotta give the people what they want yk

Dogs are boys cats are girls