Savan🧘

@haidaer__ Subhanallahi. Sorry bro

Woke up to my car on fire, Alhamdulilah Allah in his infinite mercy, we were able to stop the fire before it escalated into burning the whole house.

Emi Lokan of San Antonio

@FastbreakHoops5 Put the layup in the bag bro

One shot to secure the bag. Who you taking? 💰

@akparapumbe It’s real bro no be farming

@Senusi_ @dammiedammie35 Engagement Farming

So our oga here paus£d me since last year but I no too reason am, appealed a few times and I just continued doing my thing here, no stress. Today I got this🤯…Thank you Elon🥹✨

@akparapumbe @dolapocarter @maryam_uh Excuse me??????

@Senusi_ @dolapocarter @maryam_uh Teach me una ways

Karma una

when you realize you like someone, all you can do is shake your head & pity yourself cos you know you’re already in serious trouble

@ESPNUK Wait he actually said this??

@Wizarab10 Jellybumbum🤣🤣🤣

@-jellypreeqpreeq I’m bored. I need my boys to send me preeq in the DM. OMG…… the preeqs in the DM. I’m healed. I love my boylies

Real oo😭🤣

“People” dey tweet rubbish for this app gan🤣

@emalkova22 Yeah

A woman’s lack of effort is not a sign for you to try hard

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

@Wizarab10 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This babe sent me a DM that she liked me. I decided to bill her to test her generosity. A real woman would send the money. Last week, One sent me a DM. I didn't like her, so I billed her to send her away. When a man doesn't like you, he uses billing to chase you away.

@General_D__ Hope you blocked the ‘people’

Guys, my talking stage lent me 50k and is asking for it back 😂😂😭

@General_D__ They don’t deserve you🤣

Today’s my birthday and all my toasters are quiet 😂😂😂

@akparapumbe @HonitelHQ @Kelz_Realist Clock it🤏

@Senusi_ @HonitelHQ @Kelz_Realist ?????

Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩

@Mrbankstips @nelsonbenedict4 And that’s on period!! Purrrrrr

So this woman took me on a date and started asking what I bring to the table? Duh, I am the table!