Jacksepticeye Quotes

[UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]

'mic drop' i fucking love. I'm glad this has 1.4 billion, cause this song rules

that baby's haunted as fuck

allergy gang rise up! there are dozens of us!

I might draw a cock we don't know

OH NO! it's a man in the middle of the night! AH!

@sharkiethe6th // I think it was this one LMAO youtu.be/n0IypKEEAAg?si…

@SepticeyeBot What video is this from like what could be the context to this

im never gonna get any sexual pleasure at this rate

the things you do for less than minimum wage these days

my asshole is fully puckered. if you need a nutcracker for christmas, I gotcha

just fuck around and fail for a bit

admit it, how many of you were looking at his ass? for most of this playthrough? *raises hand* me!

@GlitchyTheproto // its from one of the resi9 videos lmfao he was talking about the fucked up monster feet

@SepticeyeBot .....I am deeply intrigued by what the context is

I love her feet- DON'T TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT

thank you resident evil I'm gay now

i'm sorry, i don't trust the french anyway, i would've eliminated you immediately

your appearance is correct. and it's an unfortunate appearance

*gasp* dopamine! to what do i owe the pleasure?

you get charged 5 grand for dying? the narrator might be british, but this game is definitely american

god I love video games I'm so glad I'm alive at the exact time of video games

i don't care how nice your hair is, just back away!