@septimus.bsky.social

Do you carry Narcan? You should! Do you know how to administer Narcan? You should! narcan.com/home

@SuzannaForMI It's not a house of worship on a Thursday morning..right now it's a fucking PRESCHOOL.

@DrLindseyFitz Ah the magical world of misogyny... (Also I LOVED your book about WW1)

@LizWFab I read some of the comments ... and yikes, the straights are not okay...

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want to avenge your death?

@koshersemite It's almost Pesach...

@koshersemite Forbidden Gusher

@librarian_elle We do not deserve Dolly Parton. 😭 😭 😭

@KupcakeProse No one has ever hit on me.

Are you able to recognize when someone is hitting on you? 🙈

@ProdigalHoosier Microwave pot-pies.

Teenager is moving into his first apartment in June and I’m working on a grocery list because I promised I’d take care of their first grocery shopping. What did you eat when you were young, broke and probably too lazy to cook? 😂 I’ve got staples like PB&J & Ramen…

@AO3_Status i feel like im waiting for my husband to come back from war 😭😭

@AO3_Status Y'all are gonna make me read print books???? Really????

Doing the gentlest possible thing to help out our database server: taking the Archive down for a bit. No need to panic, we'll be back as soon as we can!

We're looking into issues causing site slowness and error pages. Very sorry, will let you know as soon as we know more!

Finally got to go to the @vagina_museum this morning! Totally worth the trip!

@CaineYouSeeMe I actually really want to write an Izzy comes back as a vampire fix-it for s2

@CaineYouSeeMe Yes. Yes..this is everything I've always wanted. I love vampire Izzy so much.

Thinking about Vampire Izzy today… Vampire Izzy, who gets injured on a raid but is too proud to tell anyone. Of course, his captain (Stede since Ed has fucked off to be a rodeo clown or whatever it was this week) had noticed his absence and goes looking for him. #NSFW #OFMD

Are you absolutely obsessed with an American medical drama that's been off the air for well over a decade, but you periodically find yourself asking "what if one of the main characters had been a vampire?" Well wonder no more, Septimus has got you covered! archiveofourown.org/works/54522757…

Any recommendations for a good tattoo artist in London who takes walk-ins?

@christiemadrian Beef

Help me out here. I need to make a point to someone. Without googling it, if you order chicken fried steak, what type of protein do you think you're getting?

@abigailleigh I cannot tell you how many mental health professionals I've reached out to who simply never contacted me back.

@beabonnet29 They go to some amazingly beautiful tropical place, and never leave the hotel room

Where do Ed and Stede go for their honeymoon

@AngelaLovesNY You have my deepest sympathies. I remember dreading this after the 2016 eclipse...