Ser Arys Oakheart

Guarding @NiceQueenCersei s chambers can get a bit tedious,though you do hear the odd,usually high pitched,sound from in there...#IWonderWhy

@im_no_ser Not at all...#DownsAnotherOne @OKettleblack @SerBalonSwann

@Alayne_Stone Well...#MumblesIndistinctly #SortOf #ItsALongStoryReally

@Alayne_Stone Awkward? We mean no harm, little Lady.

@OKettleblack How crude...#Laughs @SerBalonSwann @im_no_ser

@OKettleblack *Punches him in the arm, but smiling jovially* Leave him be, Osney, he's just doing his job. @SerBalonSwann @im_no_ser

I am back, Lords and Ladies, Knight of the Kingsguard and the best looking of the lot. #HairSwish

@OKettleblack I think His Grace can sleep soundly enough with our gallant @SerBalonSwann guarding him for one night. @im_no_ser

@OKettleblack @im_no_ser Fuck all that, I'm drinking. *takes a flagon from Osney and downs it* @SerBalonSwann

Kingsguard vows are for life, I will die in the service of @BoyOnTheThrone

Evening, My Lords and Ladies, Ser Arys Oakheart of The Kingsguard, whatever you command, I shall do #fakewesteros