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@Ackerbangbang AEMON, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE SEVEN, JUST KILL HIM, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE FOUND GUILTY OF KINSLAYING, JUST DO IT, WESTEROS DOESN'T NEED THIS PARASITE OF THE REALM RUNNING AROUND ANY LONGER

I drew young Aegon IV, Naerys and Aemon 🥲#AKOTSKfanart #AKOTSK #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdom

@president_mode That moment when all this cool shit got added but you're too broke to afford a monthly premium payment 💔 Still, it's looking great, so keep up the good work!

Just pushed a massive update to President Simulator. v1.3 Here's everything new. 🧵

@MsTimeka1893 @Ackerbangbang Technically, King Baelor would have been the one to sign off on Daeron's marriage to Myriah Martell, if I remember correctly. He had to clean up the first King Daeron's mess in Dorne, so marrying his cousin's son to a Martell was good enough of a peace offering as any.

@Ackerbangbang Corret me if I'm wrong, but didn't Aegon IV APPROVE Daeron's marriage?? Or course the kid might end up looking Dornish

Some more wips: The Baelors + Daeron and his father Aegon #AKOTSKfanart #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms #AKOTSK #BAELORBREAKSPEAR

@Aikiryuu1 @Ackerbangbang Hey now, don't compare the Lord of the Seven Hells with the disgusting ogre of a man that is Aegon IV. Even the Lord of the Hells has *some* standards; unlike the Unworthy.

@Ackerbangbang Baelor with Jesus 🥰 Baelor with Satan 😨

@Ackerbangbang The Breakspear with his namesake/twice-removed cousin, huzzah! And unfortunately, he also has to be with his disgrace of a grandfather. Ugh...

@Ackerbangbang @Aream818 I do wonder that if the Blessed will be showing up, will Viserys II make an appearance in your art since he is Baelor's Great-Grandfather? Baelor himself was two namedays when he died in 172 AC as well. Just food for thought, I suppose!

@Aream818 😊😊❤️ here they are already married and Myriah gave birth to Baelor a few months ago, they are enjoying their life as first-time parents 🥹 (Baelor is not with his parents here because he is being held by Baelor the blessed, you will see 🤭)

Wips + Daeron and Myriah ❤️ (and little Baelor) #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms #AKOTSK #AKOTSKfanart #BAELORBREAKSPEAR

@Ackerbangbang Maekar really is Robert and Stannis' Great-Great Grandfather with such strength, isn't he? And finally, a Bitter(cuck)steel sighting! Soon to be hunted to extinction in the Disputed Lands in 60 years or so.

Baby brother is strong 💪❤️ (I needed to draw that😭) #MaekarTargaryen #AKOTSKfanart #AKOTSK #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms

@baw536154 Sadly, Bloodraven snorted cocaine made up of crushed Weirwood, and promptly went on a quest to kill almost every Targ ever with magic, to ensure Egg's family could end up on the Iron Throne; since literally everyone ahead of them in succession kicked the bucket.

@SerFoolsWorth he is said to have a gentle personality and his little brother loves him dearly, so I assume when he’s not having one of his episodes, he’s a kind and gentle father to them. (Kinda sad what sort of fate befalls them…they could’ve become one of the few good Targaryens)

Prince Aelor and Princess Aelora Targaryen ✨(Prince Rhaegel’s twins) #AKOTSKfanart #AKOTSK #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms

@Ackerbangbang It's still bewildering to me that Daemon was uncle to all of Daeron II's sons; despite the fact he was hardly much older than Baelor. But otherwise, it's definitely interesting to think about what Daemon's dynamics were like with his nephews!

Wip + That tourney must have been legendary 😭✨#BAELORBREAKSPEAR #AKOTSK #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms #AKOTSKfanart

@amorastea @Ackerbangbang Aegon V is Egg #5, Aegon IV is Egg #4, and so on until you get back to the Conqueror. I'm just too lazy to type two extra letters.

@SerFoolsWorth @Ackerbangbang he is not Egg, only Aegon V was Egg.

Wip + Daeron storming out of the room 😭 💔 #AKOTSK #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms #AKOTSKfanart #BAELORBREAKSPEAR

@johanirae @Ackerbangbang Stepping on a field of razor-sharp Legos is far too kind a fate for that disgusting wretch of a King, alas!

@Ackerbangbang Oh go step on a Lego Aegon! (Very beautiful art!)

@Ackerbangbang Access to the royal coffers probably allowed him to spend Seven-knows-how much on feasts. A shame the Iron Bank didn't organize a mysterious death for the fat bastard, because I would not be surprised if Aegon was constantly taking loans to keep funding such debauchery.

@CogRoman6858 Supposedly he got all fat after he became king, the year is 170 ac (the year Baelor was born) Baelor the blessed is king and Aegon is still prince by then

@TopMontagnard Huzzah, m'lord!

@CogRoman6858 Secretary 2nd rank

Reply for your position in my early modern nation state

@I3loodraven Can that twink do anything right??? Can't even crack a Northern maiden without fucking it all up 😭

I spent an hour editing characters and planning marriages on ck3 for rhaegar to fucking fall from the tower of joy and die

@AlDefinitely @shazzity The Khan of the Great Lakes meets his match; the Khan of the Gold Coast...

@shazzity Probably, Porter is hell to work for and frankly a weak candidate (obviously no threat of losing general vs. a Republican) and Swalwell is annoying and too moderate. Steyer would basically be Pacific Pritzker.

Is he unironically the best candidate in the field for CA-Gov now? Genuinely asking (had positive impression of him from the primary, dont know his actual positions though).

@CatPsycho1 @Shadoo_creeture Hell nah, these crabs hung out on Epstein Island with the man himself 😭

@Shadoo_creeture Fun wholesome fact: the box crab uses his considerably large claws to carry his mate to safety when threatened. Disturbing fact: sometimes they use their freakishly big claws to abduct females and hold them hostage until they grow large enough to mate.

KILL THE DIVERS KILL THE DIVERS KILL THE DIVERS KILL THE DIVERS KILL THE DIVERS KILL THE DIVERS KILL THE DIVERS KILL THE DIVERS

@ZealousChoice We didn't fight and die at Hoover Dam for this shit. At this point, Legion and NCR fans should unite over their future hatred of the Brotherhood 💔

The legion beat the NCR, But they only exist because they wanted The Legion to be beaten by The Brotherhood of Steel Mark my words