Sera Devcich

How many jokes about embalming is too many?

@Tim_Batt We used to collect shiney trash and cello tape it to my younger siblings jackets and make them dance under the magpie tree, did they dive them alot? Yes, did my siblings die? No.

Do magpies actually fuck you up or is that a myth? Asking for my tiny, curious dog.

@daihenwood This happened to me on a date once I went to jump on a *stone* and disappeared. My date had to knock on a stranger's door to ask to use their hose, he hosed thick swamp mud off me then He made me sit on newspapers to drive me home. Really ruined the picnic.

My nana cuts the faces of her granddaughters ex's out of photos, we have a family photo with four headless male bodies in it.

@AngellaDravid @_snozzberry_ @dairymanNZ I guess I'm just more open minded than you. Live, laugh, hot kiwi fruit up the ass.

@_snozzberry_ @dairymanNZ @SeraDevcich sorry Sera but hot kiwifruit is not a thing, unless it's kiwifruit-habanero sauce and even then, I'm not that into it

This is coming from a woman who has been putting a kiwifruit inside her roast chicken before cooking them cause she thought it was a thing

@TheSonyPony1 @_snozzberry_ Just the fruit and I stand by the choice.

@AngellaDravid @_snozzberry_ @Ahhmandah The important thing is you've heard of it!

@SeraDevcich @_snozzberry_ @Ahhmandah sorry, no. but i have seen some someone do that. Apparently it works but if you're going to make soup, wouldn't it be easier to one-pot it and put it in one pot?

Are other people microwaving their pumpkin for soup? @_snozzberry_ @Ahhmandah are being real dicks about it.

@_snozzberry_ So some chicken lost its life to not even be given the dignity of a fruit up its ass? Wow

@SeraDevcich You know what is a choice? NO FRUIT SERA NO FRUIT AT ALL

Tickets selling fast for tomorrow's show, don't miss t on seeing some sweet sweet comedy app.kiwiticket.co.nz/share/drf3

My 3 year old wore a pink top for anti bullying and then today at park totally unprompted said "hello poo poo" to another child. Hypocrite.

Another school cross country another completely unnecessary xray for my daughter before the big race.

Went to my friends house as a kid and they had mini sausages IN the can of baked beans, I thought it was the wealthiest fanciest shit I'd ever seen. Wanted to grow up and have the sausages in the can money. I know what that sounds like, gtfo

I back onto a golf course and can confirm men can be VERY fragile.

My 3 year old keeps asking "can I please have a summer holiday" then standing there looking at me expectantly.

@dlcorreos Fuck you were slippery

“The kids are going to be like ‘oh my god I had no idea your mother was Nigella,’ and she’s gonna be like ‘no it’s better, she’s Sera Devcich.’” Watch comedian lovingly butcher Dancing Queen Cupcakes for her daughter’s shared lunch. renews.co.nz/comedian-sera-…

AKL Week 1 picks: @SeraDevcich, @mariawilliamz, @liv_mckenzie_ with @edamoned, and Courtney & Heta Dawson (who I don’t think are on Twitter) - genuine fire the lot of ‘em!!

This is somebody recording me side of stage while I'm doing a bit of my show at the Wellington gala. You should come to my comedy fest show. Auck 5th-8th welly 11th-15th @NZComedyFest