Jake Swedlund

What I have learned from being an Adult: People who talk like they are making a bunch of money, aren't. #truth

I am way lazier than I should be! and much less lazier than most.

@FuchsYoCouch it would be funny to remix "rap god" and call it "lap dog" n make it all about being lazy. lol I had to get that off my chest

Sixty-three percent of Americans don’t have enough savings to cover a $500 emergency- interesting

@FuchsYoCouch haha yeha its like double gambling! We call them "window" games.. I pulled a 50, 100 and 300 off that dollar window game@bway!

@FuchsYoCouch I pulled 11 grand with my friend last weekend and broke even lol #playtoplay

Ricky threads the needle on the @Timberwolves break! #NBAvine vine.co/v/iJi9XAezu9n

33 days til Vegas!!

@crzycourt07 are you the person who this happened to? lol twitter.com/B_Schwartz9/st…

@B_Schwartz9 I would be equally mad if I was in the elevator and someone was jumping up and down in it!

@B_Schwartz9 I'd be so pissed if I just got married and some cock sucker I invited to the wedding stuck me with that bill.

FUCK!!! I DO NOT want to drive home.

@FuchsYoCouch @ShawnHelin I mean I would miss out of earning 110 bones! lol

@LoDavis27 who the hell is this?!?! lol

@FuchsYoCouch @ShawnHelin Its like 110 lol ;)

@FuchsYoCouch @ShawnHelin yeah def cheap. but then ihave to take off 4 days of work which is alot more than 105 bones :(

@ShawnHelin fuck lol. idk i never been there.. someone just invited me to go salmon fishing in alaska in june.. that would be bad ass

@B_Schwartz9 wait what? its snowing? I thought I fell asleep and woke up in a gay porn..

@ShawnHelin found a round trip flight 6.1-6.8 for only 154 bucks!