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No one appreciates the work I do every day to keep “geez Louise” in the vernacular.
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✨Molly Sanchez ✨
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✨Molly Sanchez ✨
@SeriousMolly
Writer, comedian, and lover of burritos everywhere. She/Her
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Mart 2011
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@EmmaTolkin @MatthewACherry Yo Molly Shannon what the hell?
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The way I’m a little concerned they’re actually gonna kill Deborah Vance
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Yes because I think those hard working gals should have the same kind of healthcare Bennies the domestic abusers on the team has
Steve@Loverism__
This is Everything the progressive feminists hate
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knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey
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Two straight minutes of Conan bullying Jack McBrayer Aka Kenneth the Page and Jack for staying straight the entire time to set Conan up for more bits. Casual high level improv. Also peep Jon Hamm just watching amusingly from the sidelines.
Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻@BeanWalrus
I spend a lot of time thinking about Conan O'Brien Can't Stop, the documentary about the tour he did after leaving The Tonight Show. It portrays him as someone who actively wants to smash his head into a wall every moment he's not allowed to perform or be creative
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I have watched so few 2026 movies so far this year...please tell me your favorites!
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@soggybrocoli @CrappyFumes The way we literally never questioned this. It’s so funny
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the people asking what episode of community this is from is so funny to me. this is literally how shows used to be promoted. just out of pocket soft core porn in magazines you’d buy at the grocery store for a show that aired at 7:30pm on NBC on Thursdays
mjd932@mjd932
Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs
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Going to do a San Francisco movie list on Letterboxd to celebrate I Love Boosters coming out next month.
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women in MEDIA (Mess, Entertainment, Debauchery, Incidents, Abandon)
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spoken like someone who has never seen dicks: the musical
ْ@b41cp
musicals are one of the worst film genres
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Yall go to santa monica and hangout w mfs from Chicago and say that LA sucks. Grow up and meet some mexicans and maybe 5-8 Filipinos
スシサシミミ🪬📿@Amaterasuuu0426
Ive never been to LA but i feel like it has bad energy. Filthy dirty energy.
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trans person: im trans
society: ok
gay guy walking into the function: okay cuz THISSSS little piggy just got to the clerb bitchhhhhhhhh.
Mike Tyson trying to say shrimp: Thrimp
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Body count is not something I ask about when dating. After we’re married I’ll just treat her dexterity as unspoken backstory, like a monk who seems familiar with the blade
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please open your bibles to page 347, the gospel according to HomeGoods:
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Once I got so excited I stayed up all night and the tooth fairy didn’t come. My mom came in the next morning (she assumed this would be the moment she had to come clean) to find me exhausted but calmly explaining “well it WAS Labor Day so she had off”
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa
I forgot to switch out my son’s tooth and leave money last night so instead of breaking the charade, I spent 90mins explaining that tooth fairies are federal employees and there’s currently a government shutdown.
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@juliacgriffin Samesies, I wish she wasn’t a republican :(
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Controversial but I prefer How Does It Feel (The Burrito Song)
culture@notgwendalupe
25 years ago, Hoku released 'Perfect Day' for 'Legally Blonde'
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