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✨Molly Sanchez ✨

✨Molly Sanchez ✨

@SeriousMolly

Writer, comedian, and lover of burritos everywhere. She/Her

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Mart 2011
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✨Molly Sanchez ✨@SeriousMolly·
No one appreciates the work I do every day to keep “geez Louise” in the vernacular.
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zoe@walshiepompeo·
LESLIE BIBB, THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE.
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The way I’m a little concerned they’re actually gonna kill Deborah Vance
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interpretation@materialcritic·
knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey
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Pete Lee@kungfupete·
Two straight minutes of Conan bullying Jack McBrayer Aka Kenneth the Page and Jack for staying straight the entire time to set Conan up for more bits. Casual high level improv. Also peep Jon Hamm just watching amusingly from the sidelines.
Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻@BeanWalrus

I spend a lot of time thinking about Conan O'Brien Can't Stop, the documentary about the tour he did after leaving The Tonight Show. It portrays him as someone who actively wants to smash his head into a wall every moment he's not allowed to perform or be creative

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Julia C Griffin
Julia C Griffin@juliacgriffin·
I have watched so few 2026 movies so far this year...please tell me your favorites!
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CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurder·
“girl fuck you” is gender neutral
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soggy broccoli@soggybrocoli·
the people asking what episode of community this is from is so funny to me. this is literally how shows used to be promoted. just out of pocket soft core porn in magazines you’d buy at the grocery store for a show that aired at 7:30pm on NBC on Thursdays
mjd932@mjd932

Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs

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Julia C Griffin@juliacgriffin·
Going to do a San Francisco movie list on Letterboxd to celebrate I Love Boosters coming out next month.
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bobby@bobbylikesbeers·
shaving my entire body before I go play trivia at the dive bar
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Kristin Merrilees@kristnmerrilees·
women in MEDIA (Mess, Entertainment, Debauchery, Incidents, Abandon)
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Gonzalo@borkomorowski·
La rutina:
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boob dylan@BYUsupersoaker·
trans person: im trans society: ok gay guy walking into the function: okay cuz THISSSS little piggy just got to the clerb bitchhhhhhhhh. Mike Tyson trying to say shrimp: Thrimp
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Brendan Fraser Crane@bf_crane·
Body count is not something I ask about when dating. After we’re married I’ll just treat her dexterity as unspoken backstory, like a monk who seems familiar with the blade
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NurseBrianRN
NurseBrianRN@rn_murse·
please open your bibles to page 347, the gospel according to HomeGoods:
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✨Molly Sanchez ✨@SeriousMolly·
Once I got so excited I stayed up all night and the tooth fairy didn’t come. My mom came in the next morning (she assumed this would be the moment she had to come clean) to find me exhausted but calmly explaining “well it WAS Labor Day so she had off”
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa

I forgot to switch out my son’s tooth and leave money last night so instead of breaking the charade, I spent 90mins explaining that tooth fairies are federal employees and there’s currently a government shutdown.

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