The Serious Wizard

It’s the last week of school. A teacher I work with had a student turn in 8 weeks' worth of assignments today after sitting in class doing nothing the entire grading period. The student has a behavior contract, so admin is praising the student for finally completing the work and demanding that the teacher accept everything for full credit. But yes, let’s keep pretending “screens” are the main issue in education.

@Dr_D1pshit Who's mad? Let's meet up and discuss this in person, or are you to much of a pussy?

@SeriousWizardry Of course your faggot ass lives in Chicago. It's genuinely impressive that you're this mad over an argument about Star Wars of all things.

Liberals will make fun of you for having valid concerns about being assaulted by a drugged up homeless man or black in a city but will completely avoid certain states because of their actual made up fear.

@Dr_D1pshit Good one, you cook that up with your remaining two brain cells? Why don't you come on out to Chicago so we can have this conversation in person.

@SeriousWizardry Yea keep thinking about my dick you fucking faggot. I'm sure your wifes boyfriend is proud of you.

@Dr_D1pshit Lmfao, how creative. I'm sure you're crying yourself to sleep on ypur crusty sheets in mom's basement. I'd call you a cuck, but I'm sure no ones ever willingly touched your groyper incell ass.

@SeriousWizardry Cry harder faggot.

@Dr_D1pshit @Jeff_Herring_ @VitoComedy @Creasey098 You've never had sex have you? Your hand and couch cushons don't count.

@Jeff_Herring_ @SeriousWizardry @VitoComedy @Creasey098 I'm not saying it's a plot hole. And yes, something with treads, wheels, hover would've been much more adept at getting down a cliff pass. There's no hyper-fixation on the detail and it certainly doesn't "ruin" the movie in any way. It's simply just a question about the scene.

Why were AT-ATs marching up a narrow cliff? Was that explained at all?

@Dr_D1pshit Lmfao the only emotions you've made me feel are pity and shame for you. Typical cuntservative.

@SeriousWizardry Lol profile stalking now? Get a grip dude. You're fuming about an argument over Star Wars of all things.

@Dr_D1pshit @Jeff_Herring_ @VitoComedy @Creasey098 Dude I have tried to explain it to you, you're too fucking stupid to understand. Also, YOU HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE SO YOU HAVE NO CONTEXT!

@SeriousWizardry @Jeff_Herring_ @VitoComedy @Creasey098 Can't defend his argument past "muh context" because in the big picture it doesn't make sense. Resorts to insults, albeit not even good ones. A very good sign of someone with low intelligence.

@Dr_D1pshit @Jeff_Herring_ @VitoComedy @Creasey098 I've met some people with some bad brains, you may have one of the worst I've encountered.

@SeriousWizardry @Jeff_Herring_ @VitoComedy @Creasey098 So... Running away in AT-ATs? Still doesn't make much sense considering they are slow and again unsuitable for the terrain. The context of the scene doesn't really matter much when the main question originally is why.

@Dr_D1pshit @Jeff_Herring_ @VitoComedy @Creasey098 You are like talking to a brick wall

@VengerSatanis He was directing an episode of Chicago Med. He signed a predator poster that's still on the soundstage. It's the bicep shot. Now ww just need Arnold.

@SeriousWizardry That's cool. Action Jackson!

For absolutely no reason, I'm watching Predator.

I watched “Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu”in IMAX. Back in 2019, I had only seen the opening of The “Mandalorian” while examining the LED-shot “virtual production” technology, but this time I had no problem diving in. Action, car chases, close-quarters combat, sword fights, gun battles, death matches, aerial combat, giant monsters, giant mechs. A complete “everything versus everything” showcase. CGI, puppets, special makeup, animatronics, stop motion. Even the behind-the-scenes craftsmanship feels like it has everything packed in. X-Wings, AT-ATs, AT-RTs, speeders, stormtroopers, droids. Nearly every element from across the entire history of the Star Wars saga is in as well. An entertainment spectacle made with craftsmanlike skill by Jon Favreau.

@Dr_D1pshit @Jeff_Herring_ @VitoComedy @Creasey098 They weren't chasing a guy on a speeder. They were running from a guy who just mowed through a fortified position like John Wick in a club. Please stop. Again, this is like taking a scene from a trailer of a movie you havent seen and saying, man why would they do that?

@SeriousWizardry @Jeff_Herring_ @VitoComedy @Creasey098 I get the context of the scene. Of course they would have armored units. But as you said, they also had AT-STs which would be more suitable for the terrain and for chasing a guy on a speeder. It doesn't make much sense to deploy AT-ATs in that situation.

@artmarkham @RKlaverkamp @420Guichard @VitoComedy Lmfao, this is done funny shit right here.

@RKlaverkamp @420Guichard @SeriousWizardry @VitoComedy Right. But we're talking about whether there are lots of inconsistencies in the original trilogy, and I think there aren't many. Lucas did create a number oddities like this when he wrote the prequels. The droids as well. But a slightly different question.

@Dr_D1pshit @Jeff_Herring_ @VitoComedy @Creasey098 Do you make it a habbit of picking random out of context moments or movies and trying to glean whether they make sense or not, or just movies you want to hate before seeing. Your awe ducks shucks just asking questions act is idiotic. Just stop.

@Jeff_Herring_ @SeriousWizardry @VitoComedy @Creasey098 I don't think anyone is "annoyed by it." It is simply a question that was asked because in retrospect it's like "what would they possibly need AT-ATs for perched on the side of a cliff." You guys got mad at someone asking the question because so far there has been no real answer

@Jeff_Herring_ @Dr_D1pshit @VitoComedy @Creasey098 It's sort of like pointing out the Kessel Run being measured in a unit of distance. It didn't matter what it meant, it was just meant to sound impressive and we didn't question it.

@Dr_D1pshit @SeriousWizardry @VitoComedy @Creasey098 A New Hope came out in 1977 and there was absolutely no answer to the question until 2002 or so. This movie came out 3 days ago. An absolutely zero stakes question about specifically where the AT-ATs were going is not needed and to be annoyed by it is petty.

@Dr_D1pshit @VitoComedy @Creasey098 The genoshians didnt exist when Lucas made the movie. You're reverse engineering an answer. You people are so fucking idiotic you don't realize you're picking and choosing what to seek solutions for and what not to so you can serve your pre-determined fee fees.

@SeriousWizardry @VitoComedy @Creasey098 -- designed by Geonosians who can fly. This is regarded as fairly common knowledge.

@Dr_D1pshit @VitoComedy @Creasey098 So let me get this straight, you have zero context to the scene and your weighing in? Go see the movie dude. Then you can talk about it.

@VitoComedy @Dr_D1pshit @Creasey098 Lol god your brain is so smooth

1. It's a big galaxy. Skywalker could be a very common surname. 2. They were given orders by Tarkin to let the rebels escape, as that would lead them to the rebel base 3. Obi-Wan, acting as a force ghost, guided Luke. Crucially, this allowed him to instruct Luke to use the force to guide his proton torpedo shot. 4. In New Hope, see answer 2. In later movies, bad writing.